107 definitions by D. Gould
Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
by D. Gould February 22, 2007
When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
by D. Gould April 20, 2006
Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.
"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
by D. Gould June 9, 2006
"One keg of beer, two blonde twins, a hotel room, and an endless supply of rubbers. Think he shagged them? Nope. He dropped the ball."
by D. Gould February 16, 2006
"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 8, 2007
Someone with a genuine fetish, for all things sleazy. Whether it be hardcore porn, drugs, snuff, or anything else considered "left of center", and socially unacceptable. Can usually be found patronizing adult video/bookstores, leather bars, body rub parlours, bathhouses, strip joints, and seedy hotels.
by D. Gould December 20, 2006
The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
by D. Gould March 24, 2006