D. Gould's definitions
A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
by D. Gould January 15, 2007
Get the traffic copmug. A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.
"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."
by D. Gould November 5, 2006
Get the Tom Cruise complexmug. "It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."
by D. Gould February 10, 2007
Get the flake jobmug. Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. Most often observed in females, but may include gay men.
"My girlfriend got overly drunk at the party, and fell down the stairs. Thanks to a gossip hound, by the next afternoon, everybody in school knew about it."
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
Get the gossip houndmug. An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.
by D. Gould November 5, 2006
Get the Cat Squashermug. "One keg of beer, two blonde twins, a hotel room, and an endless supply of rubbers. Think he shagged them? Nope. He dropped the ball."
by D. Gould February 15, 2006
Get the dropped the ballmug. by D. Gould January 3, 2007
Get the shit magnetmug.