When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
by D. Gould April 20, 2006
The king of snobby, whiney motorcyclists. Frowned upon, because of their insseent need to be waited on, hand and foot. In addition, to their unsubstantiated beliefs, that they ride THE "superior motorcycle".
"Hard luggage, tailbags, gel seats, and heated grips? Who the fuck puts all this unnecessary shit on their bike?"
"A BMW rider. Who else?"
"A BMW rider. Who else?"
by D. Gould March 20, 2006
by D. Gould February 16, 2009
Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.
"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".
"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"
"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"
by D. Gould July 09, 2006
Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.
"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
by D. Gould June 09, 2006
A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.
"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"
by D. Gould January 28, 2006
The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
by D. Gould March 24, 2006