An "ass pirate", of the first order. Often observed dancing to disco, wearing leather chaps, and a Muir cap.
by D. Gould June 27, 2006
Get the fun boymug. Someone with a genuine fetish, for all things sleazy. Whether it be hardcore porn, drugs, snuff, or anything else considered "left of center", and socially unacceptable. Can usually be found patronizing adult video/bookstores, leather bars, body rub parlours, bathhouses, strip joints, and seedy hotels.
by D. Gould December 23, 2006
Get the sleaze houndmug. The exact opposite, of "smells like ass". Unlike the previous phrase, "Vegas ass" describes hygenically and visually refined bottoms, or their associated scent. An ass one is more likely to lick, than find repulsive. Typicallly found on an exotic dancer, who works in a very high-end, Las Vegas "Gentleman's Club". Henceforth, the name.
by D. Gould February 09, 2006
Get the Vegas assmug. by D. Gould February 20, 2006
Get the garage racingmug. An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.
by D. Gould January 24, 2007
Get the toilet seatmug. Injecting drugs into your bloodstream. Usually done by only the most hardcore addicts, as it results in the quickest high.
by D. Gould February 14, 2006
Get the tapping a veinmug. When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.
"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
by D. Gould February 10, 2007
Get the highway hijackmug.