The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.
"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."
"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."
"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."
by D. Gould April 20, 2006
A customer, who's well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson's offer of assistance. More often than not, it is a facade. The more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.
"The professional browser tried that jacket on three times. Alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.
"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."
"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
by D. Gould March 01, 2006
Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.
by D. Gould March 01, 2006
by D. Gould April 09, 2006
Mainlining a drug into your bloodstream, drawing back the syringe to refill it with blood, and then injecting it back into your arm. The theory being, the blood injected back into your bloodstream, will carry with it, any residule narcotic leftover in the syringe.
"I saw the junkie in the alleyway booting his heroin three times over, before he finally nodded off."
by D. Gould March 13, 2006