D. Gould's definitions
When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.
"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."
"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
by D. Gould February 28, 2006
Get the gopher shoppingmug. The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.
"You look like shit. You hung over?"
"I should't be. I only had three beers."
"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
"I should't be. I only had three beers."
"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
by D. Gould March 6, 2009
Get the Roofie Flumug. A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.
"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Get the driveway jewelerymug. The 30-second window of opportunity, that accompanies the sudden and powerful urge to have a bowel movement. In which you either find a bathroom, or risk shitting your pants.
by D. Gould October 18, 2008
Get the shit bubblemug. by D. Gould February 16, 2009
Get the toilet rockermug. Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
by D. Gould February 22, 2007
Get the Are your cheeks warm?mug. by D. Gould July 30, 2008
Get the bum jammermug.