D. Gould's definitions

Are your cheeks warm?

Homo slang for, "Hey man...Can you suck my dick?".

Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"

Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".

*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!

by D. Gould February 22, 2007

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

toilet rocker

Any rock band or musician that uses an excessive amount of profanity in their music lyics.

"G.G. Allan, is the Godfather of toilet rockers!"

by D. Gould February 16, 2009

veal sandwich

An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.

"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"

"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"

"But of course!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006

Roofie Flu

The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.

"You look like shit. You hung over?"

"I should't be. I only had three beers."

"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"

by D. Gould March 6, 2009

dick swinger

A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.

"Everywhere I turn in here, there's a dick swinger. I think I'll just shower at home, thank you!"

by D. Gould February 2, 2008

highway hijack

When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.

"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"

"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007