D. Gould's definitions
Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
by D. Gould February 22, 2007
Get the Are your cheeks warm?mug. A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.
"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Get the driveway jewelerymug. by D. Gould February 16, 2009
Get the toilet rockermug. An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.
"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
by D. Gould July 9, 2006
Get the veal sandwichmug. The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.
"You look like shit. You hung over?"
"I should't be. I only had three beers."
"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
"I should't be. I only had three beers."
"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
by D. Gould March 6, 2009
Get the Roofie Flumug. A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.
by D. Gould February 2, 2008
Get the dick swingermug. When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.
"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
by D. Gould February 10, 2007
Get the highway hijackmug.