Definitions by D. Goode

Rescute 

Rescuing someone or something in an adorable way, or in an adorable outfit.

Half-covered in molasses and flour, Lassie performed another rescute on an unwitting breakfast chef from a leaky gas oven.

Rescute by D. Goode August 2, 2016

Bachelore 

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.

Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.

Bachelore by D. Goode August 2, 2016

Meateor 

An unimaginably huge cluster of frozen raw flesh hurling through space.

And yay did the Sausage-makers rejoice openly as the Meateor showered raw flesh across the barren lands.
Professor Asmovinich's theories of finding food in deep space were finally taken seriously when the T535 Meateor crashed into Southern Siberia.

Meateor by D. Goode August 2, 2016

wildernest 

A remote locale where something can lay it's head to sleep. Could be human, could be fowl.

The more pine boughs you stack, the more comfortable your wildernest becomes.

wildernest by D. Goode July 12, 2016

awkwordy 

Inability to stop talking even though the words are causing confusion and frustration to anybody listening, including oneself.

Bill's reply to the officer was so damn awkwordy they hauled us both in.

awkwordy by D. Goode July 12, 2016

outdrawers 

This condition occurs when you're camping and discover you didn't pack enough undies.

The airline lost his luggage, so Bill spent the majority of his trip to Denali outdrawers.

outdrawers by D. Goode July 12, 2016