Daenia

Full of excitement and the best friend you could ever ask for. She may not believe she's pretty but to the ones who love her she's the most beautiful young woman in the world. She's beautiful on the inside and out, her eyes are like the blue sky. She will always be there for you, whether it's egging you on or making you feel better by taking things three levels higher than it needs to be. If you ever meet a girl like this.... never let her go.

Daenia is one of a kind

by D-Monkey March 04, 2018

No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Cuntmuffin

A different word for bitch.

You fucking cuntmuffin

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Netflix 'N Chill

Secret code for sexy time

Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Poop Face

The face kids make when they're pooping

Hey what's with the poop face?

by D-Monkey February 25, 2018

Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.

Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH

by D-Monkey March 11, 2018

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature ever created.

I was attacked by a squirrel.

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018