D-Monkey's definitions

No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Indigo Montoya

The most adored character on The Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Poop Face

The face kids make when they're pooping

Hey what's with the poop face?

by D-Monkey February 25, 2018

Amortizing

To pay off gradually usually by periodic payments

The man paid off his home in an amortizing manner

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Slats

Ribs

He hit my slats and knocked the wind out of me

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Shoogie

When you can't yell "SHIT" at the top of your lungs because you don't cuss in front of your kids...

"SHI.... OOGIE! I SAID SHOOGIE!"

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature ever created.

I was attacked by a squirrel.

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018