37 definitions by D-Monkey

Mergina

Mermaids vaginas

"If we see any mermaids I wanna ask where there merginas are."

by D-Monkey March 3, 2018

Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.

Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH

by D-Monkey March 11, 2018

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature ever created.

I was attacked by a squirrel.

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 8, 2018

Moose Knuckles

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

Dude u have moose knuckles

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

8

One more than 7

The next number is 8

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Amortizing

To pay off gradually usually by periodic payments

The man paid off his home in an amortizing manner

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018