D-Monkey's definitions

Imperative

Required or necessary

It is imperative you wear your pants to work

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Marriage

Adopting a grown man as your child

We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

Viagra

A drug males take when they can't get hard

"hey where's the viagra?"

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Netflix 'N Chill

Secret code for sexy time

Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Pervasive

An unwanted influence or physical effect spreading widely throughout an area or group of people.

The airborne disease spread pervasively across town.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018