D-Monkey's definitions

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Netflix 'N Chill

Secret code for sexy time

Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Mexi-Asian

When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.

Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Duderus

When boys have a uterus

"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Sock Wrestling

When two males become naked except with socks on their wee wee's and play Star Wars with them.

Hey u wanna play a match of sock wrestling?
Nah not right now

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Imperative

Required or necessary

It is imperative you wear your pants to work

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Mergina

Mermaids vaginas

"If we see any mermaids I wanna ask where there merginas are."

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018