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Imperative

It is imperative you wear your pants to work
by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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Marriage

Adopting a grown man as your child
We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself
by D-Monkey May 10, 2018
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No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say
"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."
by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever
I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.
by D-Monkey May 25, 2018
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Viagra

A drug males take when they can't get hard
"hey where's the viagra?"
by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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Netflix 'N Chill

Hey idk 'bout you but I don't wanna Netflix 'N Chill with you
by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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Pervasive

An unwanted influence or physical effect spreading widely throughout an area or group of people.
The airborne disease spread pervasively across town.
by D-Monkey May 25, 2018
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