D-Monkey's definitions

Flashmares

A flashback the occurs in your sleep. It's like a nightmare except it's of a past trauma.

I couldn't sleep, I kept getting flashmares

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.

Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Developmental Trauma

The experience of one (or multiple) traumatic events in one's childhood which leaves a mental scar, impacting them for the rest of their lives.

Usually comes from abuse, assault, verbal abuse, etc.

I have developmental trauma because of my ex stepdad.

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Mexi-Asian

When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.

Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

Sock Wrestling

When two males become naked except with socks on their wee wee's and play Star Wars with them.

Hey u wanna play a match of sock wrestling?
Nah not right now

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018