D-Monkey's definitions

Sock Wrestling

When two males become naked except with socks on their wee wee's and play Star Wars with them.

Hey u wanna play a match of sock wrestling?
Nah not right now

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Flashmares

A flashback the occurs in your sleep. It's like a nightmare except it's of a past trauma.

I couldn't sleep, I kept getting flashmares

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Moose Knuckles

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

Dude u have moose knuckles

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Mexi-Asian

When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.

Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Shoogie

When you can't yell "SHIT" at the top of your lungs because you don't cuss in front of your kids...

"SHI.... OOGIE! I SAID SHOOGIE!"

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Dirty knees

When things get a little hot and she needs to suck on a popsicle

Yo she got dirty knees last night

Bruh last night she got really bad dirty knees

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018