Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 08, 2018

Moose Knuckles

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

Dude u have moose knuckles

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

8

One more than 7

The next number is 8

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Amortizing

To pay off gradually usually by periodic payments

The man paid off his home in an amortizing manner

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey March 04, 2018

Duderus

When boys have a uterus

"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"

by D-Monkey March 03, 2018

Slats

Ribs

He hit my slats and knocked the wind out of me

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018