Amortizing

To pay off gradually usually by periodic payments

The man paid off his home in an amortizing manner

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Slats

Ribs

He hit my slats and knocked the wind out of me

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Sock Wrestling

When two males become naked except with socks on their wee wee's and play Star Wars with them.

Hey u wanna play a match of sock wrestling?
Nah not right now

by D-Monkey March 09, 2018

Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

Mexi-Asian

When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.

Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Duderus

When boys have a uterus

"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"

by D-Monkey May 09, 2018

Dirty knees

When things get a little hot and she needs to suck on a popsicle

Yo she got dirty knees last night

Bruh last night she got really bad dirty knees

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018