Definitions by D-Monkey

Marriage 

Adopting a grown man as your child

We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself

Marriage by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Indigo Montoya 

The most adored character on The Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."

Indigo Montoya by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Bitch Snitch 

Someone who snitches on people just because they don't like them.

OMG Candy stop being such a bitch snitch

Bitch Snitch by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Tampon Wars 

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.

Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH

Tampon Wars by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Sarcasm 

Something not many people understand

Dude it's called sarcasm

Sarcasm by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Clean up, aisle my panties

Something Gretchen from Bob's Burgers says when she's turned on by a cop

"Clean up, aisle my panties"

Clean up, aisle my panties by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Duderus 

When boys have a uterus

"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"

Duderus by D-Monkey May 9, 2018