Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 08, 2018

Moose Knuckles

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

Dude u have moose knuckles

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

Amortizing

To pay off gradually usually by periodic payments

The man paid off his home in an amortizing manner

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.

Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH

by D-Monkey March 11, 2018

Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey April 11, 2018

Marriage

Adopting a grown man as your child

We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself

by D-Monkey March 09, 2018