D hops's definitions

tryna wonder

The art of wonder things especially whether you will get fucked or not..

I'm just tryna wonder if Wendy will spread her legs tonight.. im horny AF

by D hops March 24, 2017

brohops

A hop inspector who scours the land searching for the dankest hops known to man.

Brohops inspector #70 finds some of the dankest hops ever thought possible.

by D hops February 28, 2017

helmet smoker

A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe

Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..

by D hops February 26, 2017

chippy af

A douche bag hockey player who fucks shit up on the ice but bends at the ankles
Hockey poser, Hated rival

He was chippy af in last nights game.

Josh, don't play chippy af tonight, you can barely stand up.

by D hops February 24, 2017

brosker mcnugget

A friend that eats all the kids Dino nuggets before they get any..

A person who thinks crocs are cool

Dan: Why the fuck does Brian eat all of the kids Dino nuggets?

Josh: Thats why we call him Brosker Mcnugget.

by D hops February 26, 2017

smoke the helmet

The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...

A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet

by D hops February 26, 2017