Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night
After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball
by D Flawless November 03, 2019
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Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)
Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away
by D Flawless October 27, 2021
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Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar
Penis noir served with fresh caviar
by D Flawless September 27, 2023
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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
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Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck
Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them
by D Flawless May 26, 2020
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A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls
Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!
by D Flawless June 08, 2020
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