Definitions by D Flawless

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction 

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction by D Flawless December 12, 2023

Israeli Offense Force 

Israel's army

The kikes on the Israeli offense force bombed palestine again

Israeli Offense Force by D Flawless November 29, 2023

cocktezuma 

A Mexican dude with a huge cock

Bro, that girl from the club went home and got cream pied last night by cocktezuma!

cocktezuma by D Flawless November 23, 2023

Penis noir 

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

Penis noir by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Jewmie Dimon 

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!

Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches

Jewmie Dimon by D Flawless April 7, 2023

Gavin Jewsome

A greedy, corrupt governor of California out to make a buck off the suffering of ordinary people

Gavin Jewsome passed a new law to strip doctors of their licenses who don't recommend the toxic poison the goverent wants to inject for it's depopulation agenda

Gavin Jewsome by D Flawless February 22, 2023

Jack Harlot 

Some tall white fake gangsta guy from Kentucky who goes on tours to Sacramento and fucks all the hot blonde bitches who form long lines to listen to his shit music and ride his cock or if they can't get it, that of some other tall white gangsta redneck guy

Jack Harlot fucked 20 chicks after the concert in Sacramento downtown. Lucky son of a bitch

Jack Harlot by D Flawless October 26, 2022