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Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes
Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash
by D Flawless April 26, 2020
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Goico

A greedy insurance company with big noses even more crooked than its insurance practices
Goico denied my claim again and found me at fault for getting rear ended
by D Flawless March 17, 2022
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Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes
Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash
by D Flawless April 26, 2020
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Tiredcel

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game
Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight
by D Flawless January 4, 2020
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Seeking Arraignment

A dating app for thugs and criminals
Stacy gonna go on seeking arraignment and find her some bad boy cock
by D Flawless July 13, 2022
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Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!
Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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