D Flawless's definitions

Poopermodel

A hot model who shits a lot and gets paid for it

Some hot girls do webcamming on only fans and others are poopermodels and even poop on camera for money

by D Flawless June 22, 2022

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

Notre Same

A large midwestern university where everyone looks the same and acts the same

Did you hear, Johnny got a full ride to Notre Same!

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Neuropenile coordination

The ability of the central nervous system to efficiently respond to sexual stimuli

Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Blockzone

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.

After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.

by D Flawless December 9, 2019

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 23, 2019

Cubecuck

A male cubicle worker worker who is typically early in his career or has hit a career plateau and is chronically deprived of both meaningful career progression and female companionship. His hope is to go to a top business school or law school to one day graduate to a more advanced lot in life such as the Chad CEO

Dude, I've been such a cubecuck lately, just answering calls crunching numbers and hoping one day I'll be able to find a girlfriend

by D Flawless March 29, 2020