D's definitions

came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

by D September 17, 2003

fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

by D April 11, 2004

God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

by D June 17, 2004

Lpuers

A bunch of whiney brats that think they are so cool and all knowing.They like Linkin Park.

In NYC the Lpuer's will hang around Virgin Megastore and would be loitering there all day.

by D October 14, 2003

motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

by D January 31, 2005

shroom

Abbreviation for "mushroom." Generally used in the narcotic sense.

Dude! These shrooms are fucking AWESOME!!

by D February 13, 2003

mowed

To get told; often used in conjunction with the whole "arse is grass" thing.

"Whoa, Fred got mowed up by his mom."

by D June 21, 2004