Spring-Smith

Spring-Smithing was originally a branch of the Blacksmith's Trade-Skills.
A Spring-Smith is the Person who Puts The Force of Resilience into the Pre-Formed-Spring-Shape :
By Heating It; and Cooling It Very Slowly:
In a very-care-fully-controlled-manner.
The Traditional Method was to heat the forged mild steel up to a pale-cherry-red colour; and Immersing it in almost-boiling oil;which was then Very Slowly Cooled in a pit; in a packed-straw or hay-insulated box; which was then covered in HOT SAND to retain the heat.
A fire would then be lit on top of the sand, to keep it hot for a week, or as long as required.

WARNING !!! Especially At The Moment Of Immersion :
THIS TRADITIONAL METHOD INCLUDES A HIGH FIRE RISK.

It Should Only Ever Be Attempted Out-Doors, By Professionals, who have Good Fire-Fighting equipment nearby, and the skills to use it Safely.
" Take those old cart-springs down to the Spring-Smith; and have them re-boinged! "
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golly-wifter

Someone Who is Left-Handed;
Used Before 1900 AD, in Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Thought to be from an either Norse, or Old English Root.
" He lost his right arm in a war, so he had to become a Golly-Wifter "
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Golly-Wifter

Deprecatory Adjective: Someone who is Left-Handed.
Used in North Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Pre-circa.1900AD.
Thought to be Old English.
" As he lost his right arm in the war he's had no other choice but to become a golly-wifter.
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Stoagie

Descriptive Noun. Pronounced Stowgy.
American Slang;
Stoagie was exported to Europe in 1965 by Roger Miller;
in a top-ten-singles song
called King of the Road.
Meaning = A Partly-Smoked Cigar, or Cigar Butt.
Sometimes Mis-Spelled by Europeans as Stoggy or Stoggie.
Browse/Search Stoggie to Cross-Reference
I smoke old stoagies I have found,
Short, but not too big around,
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Boing

Boing is an Onomatopoeic Adjective,
Meaning = The Force of Resilience which is skillfully put into a spring by a spring-smith.
It is Sometimes Spelt: "Boioing", to emphasise this word above others near it.
" Take those old cart-springs down to the Spring-Smith;
and have them Re-Boinged!"
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Minge

The Female Vagina;
Originally From Old German and Pronounced Minger, with a hard G ; it has travelled through all the European Nations Via Migration of Populations through the ages.
" All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get into one. "
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open season

The Part of the Year when it is both Legally, and Ecologically, Acceptable to Hunt for Animals,Fish or Game, of a Particular Species.
All the (civilised) Local National Governments set Start and End Dates for the Open Season; and the Closed Season.
These dates can be different for each of the Animals, Fish, or Game Species which a Hunter/Angler wants to target.
In Order to Avoid Being Caught, Arrested and Fined, it is necessary to Find out what the Start and End Dates are for the Open Season; as it applies to the Species of Quarry which YOU want to Hunt.
( The Survival of Species is At Stake; So Don't Risk Being Busted.)
The Fines are, Quite Rightly; VERY PAINFULLY EXPENSIVE.
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