tweakage

Tweakage is simply tweaking the word tweak to create a fun variation of the word tweak.
That radio copy was pretty close to perfect. It just needed a bit of tweakage.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 14, 2010
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stoinked

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk
by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014
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squeamed

Squeamed is what happens to you when you react to something that makes you squeamish.
I saw that new slasher movie, and it really squeamed me out.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010
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snorked

To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.
You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

or

You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 08, 2010
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iiwii

Fred: Damn, our plane was delayed 4 hours and I missed my connecting flight to Cleveland.

Wendy: Chill out, dude, iiwii!
by Cyprus Denton Fekks September 06, 2011
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CTM

Chuckle To Myself.

This is the counterpoint, the companion expression to LOL (Laugh Out Loud).
Wendy sent me a very funny text. I responded; CTM!
by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 28, 2011
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