Cynic's definitions

absath

The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan

The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard

by Cynic January 18, 2005

bowda

a homie who's bout it bout it.

from northern cali, sacramento

"me and the bowdas bout to knock this fool out"

by cynic November 29, 2004

greece

Anglicised rendition of Graecia, a toponymic of the southern end of the Balcan peninsula. This was used as a collective name for the city states that thrived in and around the aforementioned peninsula. These city states shared a common language, a common religion and arguably a common origin, which led later researchers to clump them together under the aforementioned name. Greece only became a single nation under the rule of King Alexander the Great and his successors, and it finally succumbed to Rome.
This name is currently used for a small, somewhat pretentious nation that occupies the southern end of the Balcan peninsula, whose citizens claim to be the heirs of the ancient greek civilization and display a certain continuum of language and traditions with the ancient civilization.

The capital of Greece is Athens.

by Cynic May 26, 2004

fiction

see bible

i went to church today and the preacher kept telling me to read the greatest work of fiction ever

by cynic April 8, 2003

government

government
In the world today, the members of this organisation are lying assholes who lie just so they can get elected which would mean living in some fancy house and getting a higher pay check. In otherwords, corrupt.
Source: anonymous, Aug 14, 2003

Not just in the world today.It's always been like this.They're evil bastards.

I gotta go take a shit.Can I borrow some flag (any flag) to wipe on?

doesn't matter what country's flag,I just need a flag...the UN or Mexico would suffice nicely.

by cynic April 7, 2005