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Definitions by CurvedMirror

the year that popular rock music started going down hill.

now we are left with nothing but absolute garbage repeating itself day after day on commercial rock radio.

we now have no choice but to look at the indie scene because rock has become so cliche and formulaic. nobody writes classics anymore. and record company executives don't take risks in signing talented original bands.
popular rock music died in 1998.

1998 is the year that i shut my radio off for good.

thank dog for the internet, or else we would have to go 1998.
1998 by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

Linkin Fart 

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
Linkin Fart by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

Oldschool 

Retro. Simple as that.

Oldschool is one of the worst slang terms ever invented. Only retards use that "word". Almost as bad as the word hardcore.

Seriously....when anybody uses the word oldschool they sound like a fucking mongoloid.
Oldschool is a terrible word. Say retro instead.

I happen to be a moron so i use the word oldschool extensively.
Oldschool by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
anybody who posts things on urban dictionary while not knowing what they are talking about.

ie, thinking avril lavigne started punk or that rock and roll started in the 70s or that the first skinheads were white or that emo doesn't stand for emotional.
that fuckmo thought that ac/dc was the first rock band.

if you think punk was created by any new pop artist of today, you are a fuckmo. punk and pop are opposites....punk rock does not play on the radio, if it did, it wouldn't be punk rock anymore.

i'm tired of these fuckmo little teenyboppers. they should be shot.
Fuckmo by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008

Omnisexual 

One who is sexually attracted to gods and deities.

That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.

Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.
Omnisexual by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008
A person of a mixed chinese/mexican decent. basically a spik + a chink.

Caution: this is a derogatory term and could spread vibrations of hate.
you have the beautiful face of a spink.

shutup you spink!

that spink wouldn't leave me alone.
Spink by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008

Good Charlotte 

a talent-less poser band that tries to make everyone think they are punk when they are definitely not.

anyone who thinks they are punk has no clue what punk is and should probably shut up and finish they're homework (fucking teenyboppers). this band has no talent and plays nothing but formulaic cliche poptard music.

the average age group of listeners is 14. anyone older than that who likes good charlotte is just a dumb-fuck preppy who is too stupid to find real music to listen to.
Good Charlotte is NOT punk.

Good Charlotte is listened to by 14 year-old teenybopper little boys.

Good Charlotte, along with Avril Lavigne, have tarnished the punk image with their conformist pop retardations.
Good Charlotte by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008