Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
Get the Muppet fistingmug. A more brutal variation of face fucking where instead of thrusting into your partner's mouth to reach gratification, the person getting blown grabs the head of their partner and violently pushes it up and down their shaft, most commonly by pulling their hair into a ponytail, although this can also be achieved by holding their head with both hands. This variation is seen as more brutal because of the risk violently jerking your partner's head can have on their neck, with whiplash being the most common injury.
"Hey, man, did you hear about Nika? She went to the hospital last night." "Yeah, dude, I'd heard about a fight between her and her boyfriend" "No, buddy, it's even crazier. He was skull fucking her, and she slipped a disk in her neck. She's going to need a brace for a month."
by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022
Get the Skull fuckingmug. "Holy fuck did you hear about Alex?!" "Stacy became a complete ball fondler when they hooked up at Jaxx's party last week, with how happy she was; Rumour is he's got a set of pig balls down there."
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
Get the Pig ballsmug. When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.
Also known as paupers porridge
Also known as paupers porridge
"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"
"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023
Get the Ghetto porridgemug. When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.
"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
Get the Booty Boardingmug. A chalker is a slur against white people, when you're so white it needs a new slur that you can slap a hard R on. When your dad's dancing is so bad that whatever amount of melanin he has turns to dust and leaves his body.
by Curare the defenestrator July 05, 2025
Get the Chalkermug. Similar to how an anchor baby is used to immigrants can migrate to a new country, a grapple baby is a more extreme slur to denote when immigrants have children in a country or migrate with them and use them as an excuse to stay while refusing to assimilate or adapt to the culture of the country they move to.
The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.
This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.
I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.
The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.
This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.
I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.
by Curare the defenestrator July 16, 2023
Get the Grapple babymug.