Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.
Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.
Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?
Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?
Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
Get the Barack Cockmug. The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
Get the testicle paradoxmug. The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
Get the stepfather syndromemug. dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.
dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
Get the Bristol Palin syndromemug. Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the Jamie Kennedymug. When a woman squats over a man's face, while he performs cunnilingus and masturbates, then urinates on his face. He cums almost instantly.
Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Named after Angelika Maria "Geli" Raubal, the niece Adolf Hitler was rumored to have an affair with. This is rumored to be their favorite sex act.
Adolf: My sweetest Geli. Can you piss on me, as I have pissed on the Jews?
Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.
Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.
(freaky aryan sex ensues)
Geli: It'll cost you another Mercedes limousine, upholstered in Jew skin.
Adolf: You get my ass wet, Geli.
(freaky aryan sex ensues)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 6, 2010
Get the Gelimug. A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.
The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010
Get the Andy Dick Head Slammug.