64 definitions by Cunty Fresh Fanatic
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.
some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 12, 2010
1. Any art, clothing style, etc. influenced by sexualization of children. 2. Legitimization of pedophilia through art, clothing style, etc.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010
Any business with a lax business model, allowing only for the owner(s) to maintain a middle-class or lower lifestyle. Sometimes dishonest practices including but not limited to: tax evasion, insurance fraud, and forced child labor; are utilized to keep the business profitable.
Most mom and pop stores are subsistence businesses. Notice how they whine about the local Walmart, yet hypocritically resell Walmart products in their stores.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 11, 2010
The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.
stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic June 1, 2011
1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.
1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.
2.
some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.
2.
some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010