Opposite of a speditor. Any contributor to the Urban Dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the UD. This bullshit ends up pissing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010
Get the spedtributor mug.redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
Get the over the mullet mug.The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 08, 2010
Get the stepfather syndrome mug.A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
Get the Bristol Palin syndrome mug.When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.
Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010
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pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.
pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.
pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
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