Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010
Get the you can't shine shitmug. The region in Northeastern Pennsylvania, where Anthracite coal was or is mined. It is west of the Poconos, east of the Susquehanna River, South of Scranton, and north of The Lehigh Valley. Hazleton and Wikes-Barre are the two center masses of population.
It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
Get the Anthracite Coal Regionmug. Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
Get the subsistence farmingmug. The areas outside of the metropolitan and suburban areas of Philadelphia in the east and Pittsburgh in the west. Inhabitants are stereotyped as intellectually inferior, conservative, heavily armed and god fearing.
Derived from the statement by Democratic strategist James Carville that "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia to the east and Pittsburgh to the west, and Alabama in between."
Derived from the statement by Democratic strategist James Carville that "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia to the east and Pittsburgh to the west, and Alabama in between."
urbanite: I thought the blacks in Newark were scary, but I don't see assault rifles and shot guns decorating the rear windows of their rides. I'll fly next time, before I drive through Pennsylabama again.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
Get the Pennsylabamamug. A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
Get the muddy hazletonmug. A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the cold crematormug. pedophile 1: I wish iCarly and her co-star would give me a tweenwich.
pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.
pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
pedophile 2: I wish I could watch.
pedophile 1: You're into adults too? You fucking sickie.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the tweenwichmug.