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stripping pit

A large pit left behind by surfacing mining activities. If left inactive by a mining operation, it becomes an illegal garbage dump.

Derived from strip mining and pit.
coal cracker: Let's go to that stripping pit, and push old home appliances down into it.

normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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hefty load

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.
Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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Bristol Palin syndrome

When a daughter makes her mother look hot, as Bristol Palin does to her mother.
dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.

dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
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Pennsylabama

The areas outside of the metropolitan and suburban areas of Philadelphia in the east and Pittsburgh in the west. Inhabitants are stereotyped as intellectually inferior, conservative, heavily armed and god fearing.

Derived from the statement by Democratic strategist James Carville that "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia to the east and Pittsburgh to the west, and Alabama in between."
urbanite: I thought the blacks in Newark were scary, but I don't see assault rifles and shot guns decorating the rear windows of their rides. I'll fly next time, before I drive through Pennsylabama again.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
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cold cremator

A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
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muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
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