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Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
Get the ufollowgist mug.Opposite of a speditor. Any contributor to the Urban Dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the UD. This bullshit ends up pissing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010
Get the spedtributor mug.A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
Get the Bill Maher Head Slam mug.The withdrawal of hard narcotic drugs such as opiates, alkaloids, amphetamines, et cetera. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diaphoresis, hot flashes, cold spells, vomiting, diarrhea, involuntary movements, seizures, hallucinations, physical pain and suicidal thoughts.
paramedic 1: This guy just shit all over me, when I walked up to him.
junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!
paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.
paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!
paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.
paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010
Get the dope sick mug.Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.
Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.
Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the Melvin with cheese mug.redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
Get the over the mullet mug.The talentless speditors that constantly complain in the Urban Dictionary forums, about the humorous entries to the UD. They consider any sex act other than reproductive intercourse, sexual violence.
whineditor: We must stop all of the sexually violent definitions in UD... Did you ever here of an Alabama Hot Pocket or a Cleveland Steamer occuring to anyone.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
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