Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
The withdrawal of hard narcotic drugs such as opiates, alkaloids, amphetamines, et cetera. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diaphoresis, hot flashes, cold spells, vomiting, diarrhea, involuntary movements, seizures, hallucinations, physical pain and suicidal thoughts.
paramedic 1: This guy just shit all over me, when I walked up to him.
junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!
paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.
paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!
paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.
paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010
Get the dope sickmug. The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.
stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the stealth blumpkinmug. by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 11, 2010
Get the cunty freshmug. some bitch: He sure was keen on my kitty's cleanliness.
other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.
some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.
another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?
other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.
some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.
another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 25, 2010
Get the cunty fresh fanaticmug. The best kept secret of clean crotched women across the globe. A heavy duty povidone-iodine douche. Basically, the last over-the-counter resort women have.
woman 1: If it wasn't for vagi-gard, I would have been in the ER for sure.
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic March 23, 2012
Get the vagi-gardmug. A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the warm crematormug. A large pit left behind by surfacing mining activities. If left inactive by a mining operation, it becomes an illegal garbage dump.
Derived from strip mining and pit.
Derived from strip mining and pit.
coal cracker: Let's go to that stripping pit, and push old home appliances down into it.
normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the stripping pitmug.