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The withdrawal of hard narcotic drugs such as opiates, alkaloids, amphetamines, et cetera. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diaphoresis, hot flashes, cold spells, vomiting, diarrhea, involuntary movements, seizures, hallucinations, physical pain and suicidal thoughts.
paramedic 1: This guy just shit all over me, when I walked up to him.

junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!

paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.

paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
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Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.
Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
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When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.
Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
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The clean smell of a well maintenanced vagina.
Damn Taylor Swift is cunty fresh, nothing like the boiling cauldron of vinegar Katy Perry sits on.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 9, 2010
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A large pit left behind by surfacing mining activities. If left inactive by a mining operation, it becomes an illegal garbage dump.

Derived from strip mining and pit.
coal cracker: Let's go to that stripping pit, and push old home appliances down into it.

normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
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A snobby way of telling somebody "fuck you", simply by boasting about your personal wealth. You must be wealthy, first.
middle-class bitch: Eventhough I didn't show it in high school, I always respected you. I know I was in the in crowd, and you were just a wallflower. Now that we're older we should do lunch, some time.

new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.

middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?

new money man: Fucking A right it was.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic June 1, 2011
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An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010
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