Cunjo's definitions

3D

3D (n.) A word sometimes used in reference to the internet.

How "internet" became 3D:

First, some intellectuals said, "let's call the internet the World Wide Web, because it sounds cooler and can be shortened to WWW." and the World Wide Web and WWW was born.

Next, some people said "WWW (doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou) is too hard to say in normal conversation, and Heaven forbid we should be reduced to using 'World Wide Web' 'cause acronyms are just cooler. Let's shorten it to dub-dub-dub which can stand for WWW" and Dub-Dub-Dub was born.

Once AOLers were introduced to dub-dub-dub, they said "dub-dub-dub takes too long to type out in IRC where we like to ruin our social lives in l33t style. Let's make it an acronym so that we can say things like 'WTF? u on teh DDD? omg, u r teh ROXORZ LOL!'" and DDD was born.

Then the n00bs said something to the effect of, "W7F? 73H UB3R DDD H45 N0 NUMB3R5 1N 17!!!11!!1 137S M4K3 17 3D 1N5734D!!1!1!!" and 3D was born.

dude, you know that one site on teh 3d? they just like stopped or somethin, that one other site musta hurt their ratings.

by Cunjo October 12, 2004

AAAAA

American Association Against Acronym Abuse

AAAAA? isn't that kinda oxymoronic?

by Cunjo March 11, 2005

MMO

acronym for Massively Multiplayer Online game. MMOs usually involve a free download and recurring monthly fee for gameplay. The most popular MMOs are MMORPGs. One such game is World of Warcraft

Freelancer and Vendetta Online are some little-known MMOs

by Cunjo November 9, 2005

President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

dub-dub-dub

see also dub dub dub a bastardization of WWW because WWW is too hard to say.

go to dub-dub-dub dot fuckmicrosoft dot com

by Cunjo October 12, 2004

knup-knup

stuffed knup-knups are a trade commodity 1) or 'junk' that is used as a way of gaining revenue in the game EVNova; this revenue would then be used to buy important things like ship upgrades and weapons, and dumb things like drop-bear repellent.

Also present in several of the less important side-plots of the game.

2) Sometimes used as an inside joke/insult to suggest that someone tends to buy stupid, unneeded things.

1) ISNN reports that the price of price of stuffed knup-knups on Sirgil III is high.

2) Can I sell you some knup-knups?

by Cunjo November 12, 2004

intern

(1) A temporary worker who is employed to gain experiance/education rather than money.
(2) Bill's gal.

"The only thing Clinton ever fell off of was an intern."

by Cunjo July 23, 2004