Cunjo's definitions

warmonger

Someone who engages in war or warlike acts for personal reasons such as: personal fueds, dislike for people of different sexual orientation, re-election, sexual pleasure, or to compensate for a lack of manhood.

See also: bush

"As a tyrannical Warmonger, Bush's new campaign slogan should be 'Have nukes, Will travel.'"

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

drop-bear

From the game EVNova, Drop bears are fabricated creatures used as an excuse to rip off gullible tourists in the territory of the Auroran Faction. Drop bears are fabricated to drop from high ceilings in spaceports and knock visitors unconscious; the visitors then come to in medical units with high medical bills. The true identity of a drop bear is a thug who is on intimate terms with the medical staff and knows how to scam people out of money by knocking them unconscious. to further the scam, these thugs sell cans of 'drop-bear repellent' to anyone gullible enough to buy it; if someone buys it, then they are deemed gullible enough to later knock unconscious and pin the blame on the fabricated 'drop bear'.

offering to sell someone drop-bear repellent is a crative and highly round-about way of calling them gullible

hey, you want to buy some drop-bear repellent?

why? what's a drop-bear?

hahahahaha

by Cunjo November 12, 2004

EVN

Acronym for Escape Velocity Nova, a game from the EV franchise by Ambrosia Software

EVN is one of the very few Macintosh games that have been populam amongst PC gamers

by Cunjo November 13, 2004

Cunjo

1) A crature of unmatched wit and ferocity; legends are born of those that have survived unarmed combat with them. Debuted in Ambrosia's most popular PC game, EV Nova.

2) The fursona of a former EV Nova plugin developer; also goes by Mobius, Ctarl-Ctarl, and Vigilante Samurai amongst others, but is the one and only Cunjo

A common misconception is that a Cunjo would just as soon bite your head off and eat you as look at you; in reality, the Cunjo would probably only disembowel you and shred you to ribbons -- to a Cunjo, humans aren't nearly as good tasting as they are fun to kill.

2)
Koonjo - Cunjo's arch-nemesis says: Muahahahahaa!

Cunjo says: Get a life; I hear they're on sale at wal-mart this time of year.

by Cunjo November 21, 2004

EV

an acronym for Escape Velocity.
Escape Velocity is the name of a computer game by Ambrosia Software, and the popular game franchise that began with it. The Escape Velocity games are open-ended adventure games that conform to a sci-fi theme of space combat and adventure in the distant future; often confused with RPGs, due to the open-ended storylines and user-defined roles.

The original Escape Velocity game was written for Macintosh, as well as its successor Escaoe Velocity Override (EVO). Later, a third game, Escape Velocity Nova or EVN was ported to the PC platform where conversions allowed PC gamers to play the earlier versions with the EVN for Windows game engine.

The EV games (especially EV Nova) can be dramatically altered or enhanced through an endless array of plugins, which can be downloaded or custom designed by the user, giving Escape Velocity a definitive edge in replay value.

well, I'm off to play EV Nova.

I wish I still had time to do that...

by Cunjo November 12, 2004

PENTIUM

acronym for
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

"I have a pentium PC"

by Cunjo July 23, 2004

AWOL

An alternate acronym for AOL used to describe it's service. This use of AWOL originated from the idea that all of AOL's redeeming features are habitually Absent Without Leave.

"D@mn, AWOL is really laggy today."

by Cunjo July 23, 2004