Cunjo's definitions

HMFIC

acronym for Head Mother Fucker In Charge, usually used when referring to an incompetent boss or leader.

"that dumbass is the HMFIC of the company."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

ludicrous

(adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.

The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.

Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.

Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.

*gasp*

Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....

Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.

*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*

Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....

Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.

Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!

*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*

by Cunjo November 15, 2004

dub-dub-dub

see also dub dub dub a bastardization of WWW because WWW is too hard to say.

go to dub-dub-dub dot fuckmicrosoft dot com

by Cunjo October 12, 2004

The Demented Cartoon Movie

a full 30 minutes of stupidity in it's purest form.

wait a minute... dat is not zee bubble fish; it's dat stupid cartoon movie again! I refuse to shine zee light on it!
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*BOOM!*

by Cunjo November 12, 2004

knup-knup

stuffed knup-knups are a trade commodity 1) or 'junk' that is used as a way of gaining revenue in the game EVNova; this revenue would then be used to buy important things like ship upgrades and weapons, and dumb things like drop-bear repellent.

Also present in several of the less important side-plots of the game.

2) Sometimes used as an inside joke/insult to suggest that someone tends to buy stupid, unneeded things.

1) ISNN reports that the price of price of stuffed knup-knups on Sirgil III is high.

2) Can I sell you some knup-knups?

by Cunjo November 12, 2004

fursona

A word often used in place of persona when said persona is an animal, anthropomorphic or otherwise. Adaptive to suggest any other non-human characters or aliases.

Stemmed from the fact that many furries, furry artists, Therians, or those in other parallel or related groups used animal or anthropomorphic personas. These personas were dinifitive enough to be given their own generalized name: fursonas.

Mobius' fursona is a panther

by Cunjo November 21, 2004

knup

a creative way of addressing someone. Stemed from the word punk; knup is punk backwards. More commonly used when addressing someone in place of dude or a similar word. Possibly inspired in part by the term knup-knup, a word that debuted in the popular computer game EVNova

Its use is exceedingly dissimilar from punk regardless of the fact that it stemed from that word. Its invention was spastic, but the word survived nonetheless.

hey knup!

yo knup... damnit you got me saying it now!

lol. can I sell you some knup-knups?

no, and I won't buy any drop-bear repellent either

by Cunjo November 12, 2004