Definitions by Cunjo

3D 

3D (n.) A word sometimes used in reference to the internet.

How "internet" became 3D:

First, some intellectuals said, "let's call the internet the World Wide Web, because it sounds cooler and can be shortened to WWW." and the World Wide Web and WWW was born.

Next, some people said "WWW (doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou) is too hard to say in normal conversation, and Heaven forbid we should be reduced to using 'World Wide Web' 'cause acronyms are just cooler. Let's shorten it to dub-dub-dub which can stand for WWW" and Dub-Dub-Dub was born.

Once AOLers were introduced to dub-dub-dub, they said "dub-dub-dub takes too long to type out in IRC where we like to ruin our social lives in l33t style. Let's make it an acronym so that we can say things like 'WTF? u on teh DDD? omg, u r teh ROXORZ LOL!'" and DDD was born.

Then the n00bs said something to the effect of, "W7F? 73H UB3R DDD H45 N0 NUMB3R5 1N 17!!!11!!1 137S M4K3 17 3D 1N5734D!!1!1!!" and 3D was born.

dude, you know that one site on teh 3d? they just like stopped or somethin, that one other site musta hurt their ratings.

3D by Cunjo October 12, 2004

AWOL 

An alternate acronym for AOL used to describe it's service. This use of AWOL originated from the idea that all of AOL's redeeming features are habitually Absent Without Leave.

"D@mn, AWOL is really laggy today."

AWOL by Cunjo July 23, 2004

intern 

(1) A temporary worker who is employed to gain experiance/education rather than money.
(2) Bill's gal.

"The only thing Clinton ever fell off of was an intern."

intern by Cunjo July 23, 2004

PENTIUM 

acronym for
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

"I have a pentium PC"

PENTIUM by Cunjo July 23, 2004

warmonger 

Someone who engages in war or warlike acts for personal reasons such as: personal fueds, dislike for people of different sexual orientation, re-election, sexual pleasure, or to compensate for a lack of manhood.

See also: bush

"As a tyrannical Warmonger, Bush's new campaign slogan should be 'Have nukes, Will travel.'"

warmonger by Cunjo July 22, 2004

HMFIC 

acronym for Head Mother Fucker In Charge, usually used when referring to an incompetent boss or leader.

"that dumbass is the HMFIC of the company."

HMFIC by Cunjo July 22, 2004

President 

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

President by Cunjo July 22, 2004