The Lazy Song

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

by Cummy worm June 16, 2011

Ford

One of the best American automakers on Earth, neck-and-neck with General Motors.

Ford ALWAYS scores #1 with their Ford Taurus, Ford Mustang, Ford F-Series, et cetera!

by Cummy worm November 18, 2010

Chevrolet Silverado

By far, one of the best full-size trucks on the market. Its towing capacity is similar to that of the Ford F-Series, and better yet, it's got 21 mpg highway, just a mile ahead of F-Series' 20. Its OnStar safety system keeps you very secure, even off of the road. Impressive!

The Chevrolet Silverado is one of General Motors sexiest light trucks

by Cummy worm December 01, 2010

hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

by Cummy worm August 21, 2010

Justin Bieber

The world's gayest, small-dicked 16 year old faggot who sound like a 10 year old girl.

Someone went to jail for throwing a bottle at Justin Bieber during a concert.

by Cummy worm December 21, 2010

blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

Ford F-Series

By far, the best full-size truck there is known to man.

Just like the now retired Ford Excursion, the Ford F-Series Super Duty comes with a standard V8 engine and a 6.8-liter V10 on the F-450 and F-550.

by Cummy worm October 30, 2010