Cummy worm's definitions

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

Hungarian mudslide

A sex act. It involves 2 ladies and 1 guy. Step 1: Lady #1 gives the guy a blowjob, while the guy shits in the second lady's mouth. Step 2: Lady #2 gets sick and takes a diarrhea dump on the guy's chest. The shit should flow down the guy's chest, and it should drench his genitals at the same time the guy ejaculates in Lady #1's throat. The shit/cum taste is reminiscent of the Irish alcoholic drink mudslide, only it's 100% natural man cream instead of Irish cream, and diarrhea instead of kahlua.

I'd love a Hungarian Mudslide tonight.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

Hungarian wet willie

When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.

I gave her a Hungarian wet willie.

by Cummy worm December 20, 2010

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

Ford F-Series

By far, the best full-size truck there is known to man.

Just like the now retired Ford Excursion, the Ford F-Series Super Duty comes with a standard V8 engine and a 6.8-liter V10 on the F-450 and F-550.

by Cummy worm October 30, 2010

shat

Past tense of shit

I asked him to shit in the toilet, but instead he shat on the floor.

by Cummy worm July 28, 2011

eep!

The sound someone makes when they're nervous and don't know what to do.

From The Simpsons episode "Bart After Dark"

Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
Belle: Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. Size: extra small
Bart: Eep!

by Cummy worm December 20, 2010