Cummy worm's definitions

It Wasn't Me

A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.

Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!

by Cummy worm December 9, 2010

porn

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.

How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?

by Cummy worm November 8, 2010

tidelan

During the 1900s, a group of Chinese men that engaged in the art of removinging their penises, for the hope that they would they would live an unsexual life. In hope that no one would even see their small penises.

tidelan penis small

by Cummy worm May 3, 2011

Westview wail pump

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.

I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.

by Cummy worm March 20, 2011

k-k-k.com

A site tricking the user into looking up the Ku Klux Klan, but instead features a video of a black guy deepthroating another black guy, to the tune of the Joe Budden song Pump It Up.

I scarred myself for life on k-k-k.com.

by Cummy worm August 23, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

A really hairy mustache that is NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF, BITCHES!!!

George's Dirty Sanchez, er, I mean, hairy mustache, is getting bigger.

by Cummy worm November 2, 2010

My Name Is...

A hilarious 1999 dirty rap song by Eminem.

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup

(My Name Is...)

by Cummy worm December 1, 2010