Cummy worm's definitions

goddammit

What you say when you are pissed off at something.

Goddammit, there's construction on the road!!

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.

Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!

by Cummy worm November 17, 2010

porn

One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 22, 2011

Ford F-Series

By far, the best full-size truck there is known to man.

Just like the now retired Ford Excursion, the Ford F-Series Super Duty comes with a standard V8 engine and a 6.8-liter V10 on the F-450 and F-550.

by Cummy worm October 30, 2010

shat

Past tense of shit

I asked him to shit in the toilet, but instead he shat on the floor.

by Cummy worm July 28, 2011

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

dirty sanchez

A really hairy mustache.

George's dirty sanchez is getting bigger.

by Cummy worm October 29, 2010