Cummy worm's definitions

Ford F-Series

By far, the best full-size truck there is known to man.

Just like the now retired Ford Excursion, the Ford F-Series Super Duty comes with a standard V8 engine and a 6.8-liter V10 on the F-450 and F-550.

by Cummy worm October 30, 2010

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

shat

Past tense of shit

I asked him to shit in the toilet, but instead he shat on the floor.

by Cummy worm July 28, 2011

Hungarian snow angel

Two girls sit and shit on the ground. On the fecal matter the girls made, you cum on it as well. After that, the girls are making snow angels in their own shit!!!

Hey, instead of making snow angels, why don't we make Hungarian snow angels???

by Cummy worm November 20, 2010

It Wasn't Me

A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.

Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!

by Cummy worm December 9, 2010

tidelan

During the 1900s, a group of Chinese men that engaged in the art of removinging their penises, for the hope that they would they would live an unsexual life. In hope that no one would even see their small penises.

tidelan penis small

by Cummy worm May 3, 2011

porn

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.

How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?

by Cummy worm November 8, 2010