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by Cummy worm February 18, 2011
Get the porn mug.During the 1900s, a group of Chinese men that engaged in the art of removinging their penises, for the hope that they would they would live an unsexual life. In hope that no one would even see their small penises.
by Cummy worm May 3, 2011
Get the tidelan mug.Matt Groening's gift to the world. Originally the family appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show in 1987, and got their own show on the Fox network two and a half years later. The pilot episode would be "Some Enchanted Evening"; however, the animation was so terrible, they had to abort the series premiere for a while. They would abort the entire series if the second episode, "Bart the Genius", also turned out terrible. However, that was a success, and the first episode was switched to "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", and "Some Enchanted Evening" was switched to the series finale/thirteenth episode, airing in May 1990. "Bart the Genius" was the second episode; however, it was the first episode to use the trademark title sequence (originally it would be "Some Enchanted Evening".) Thus, "The Simpsons" was born!
by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
Get the The Simpsons mug.A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.
by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
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Get the blo-j mug.By far, one of the best full-size trucks on the market. Its towing capacity is similar to that of the Ford F-Series, and better yet, it's got 21 mpg highway, just a mile ahead of F-Series' 20. Its OnStar safety system keeps you very secure, even off of the road. Impressive!
by Cummy worm December 1, 2010
Get the Chevrolet Silverado mug.My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup
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by Cummy worm December 1, 2010
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