bipolar bear

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.
1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.
by Cryptic May 07, 2005
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whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.
1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.
by Cryptic June 01, 2005
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bung chung

A word that has no particular meaning. However, Nigerians tend to take great offense to it.
"Bung chung."
"Moyo wangu wanituma mwema!"
by Cryptic September 08, 2005
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eskimoses

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.
by Cryptic June 01, 2005
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anal snarf

Similar to snarf, except resulting in spontaneous ass leakage.
He anally snarfed, then the whole room smelled like chocolate milk and ass.
by Cryptic June 01, 2005
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Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.
That's a Jesusian beard right there.
by Cryptic May 05, 2005
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