testicube

1. A cube-shaped testicle.

2. A person who has such a testicle.

1. Eww! Do you use your testicube as a dice?

2. Don't let him teabag you. He's a testicube.

by Cryptic May 07, 2005

niggerachio

1. A black person who is also of Italian descent.

2. An Italian person pretending to be black.

3. A derogatory term similar to "moron" or "retard".

1. A man named Chef Mario Djequavious.

2. A man named Chef Mario who calls himself Djequavious.

3. "You stupid niggerachio!"

by Cryptic May 05, 2005

bipolar bear

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.

1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.

by Cryptic May 07, 2005

whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.

1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.

by Cryptic June 01, 2005

Webmistress

1. Female webmaster.
2. A female who programs, designs, and/or creates a web site.

The sorority's web site is not working properly; I will contact the webmistress of the problem.

by Cryptic March 05, 2004

cryptic

1. Having a hidden meaning.
2. Secret or mysterious.
3. Using code.

I don't understand that cryptic language.

by Cryptic December 11, 2003