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Amphead

(Usually) a younger individual that will down excessive amounts of energy drinks while working. The unrealistic speed resulting from such an action is disruptive, skews time allotted values on a production line and makes hard working and productive people look bad to the boss.
Person 1: Man. that guy looks like he is flying!
Person 2: (annoyed expression) That's our resident Amphead. A gallon of Red Bull will sure give you wings...
by CryHavoc August 21, 2019
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Quora Sniper

Quora is a forum where you can ask and answer questions about a wide variety of topics.

A Quora Sniper is a Quora-centric troll that:

Posts flamebait or loaded questions.
Lays in wait for answers to the above they can savage (or ad hom people).
Refuses to provide their own answers to questions posted.

This sort of behavior detracts from the value of Quora.
Person 1: I answered a question about The Balkan Wars and someone from Serbia is calling me a racist and a Serbophobe!

Person 2: Be careful answering some questions on here; it looks like you found a Quora Sniper.
by CryHavoc August 3, 2023
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storage warred

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!

Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
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Roo Roo

A term ghat definitely is an extremely violent action.
Tasteless Joke

In the deep dark jungles of Africa, two white explorers have been captured. After the tribal chief confers with the elders, sentence is passed. The chief turns to the two captives.

"Your sentence is... Death or Roo Roo!" The chief turns s to the first captjve. "What do you choose?"

"I am not dying today; I choose RooRoo."

The chief yells out "Roo Roo!" Massive numbers of natives pour out and sodomize the first captive.

The chief now speaks to the other captive. "What do you choose?"

"The hell with Roo Roo; I choose death."

The chief yells out "Death!" but the natives aren't sated yet.

"Roo Roo!" "Death!" "Roo Roo!"...

The chief thinks for a moment... " Roo Roo to death!!!"
by CryHavoc October 30, 2025
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FataHamas

The Palestinians claim that there are two major geopolitical parties in existence: Fatah and Hamas. This has been the case for decades and here is how it usually rolls. One faction (Usually Hamas) pulls off an Omnicide attack or the equivalent. It of course makes the news and those responsible also get needed publicity (to retain their perceived relevance). A few days after the aforementioned attack, Fatah shows up with the "We are moderate Muslims" shtick. They also have their hands out for monetary aid and promise 'peace' as long as concessions are made to appease those of Islam. This aid money only goes toward MORE terrorism versus doing any good.

There really isn't two sides to the aforementioned situation; Fatah and Hamas are one and the same. If they are referred to as FataHamas, Fatah can't pull any more moderate Muslim crap.
Fatah: "We are moderate Muslims! Make concessions toward the Islamic way of life and give us monetary aid!"

"You are FataHamas in reality. One and the same. :/ What aid we give you will fund more terrorism.
by CryHavoc December 27, 2023
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hollywood nine mil

The modern successor to the Hollywood Six Shooter. This pistol can fire an inordinate amount of shots before being reloaded (if that even happens.)
"That is forty shots without reloading!"
"The actor has a Hollywood Nine Mil."
by CryHavoc July 17, 2019
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