Definitions by CryHavoc
Millidiot
A rather unbelievable generation sandwiched between Generation X and the Space Generation. Their lack of base level knowledge is cringeworthy and their ignorance is vast and thundering.
Socialism is cool! Russia is our friend! Saudi Arabia is our ally!
Only a Millidiot would say such things
Only a Millidiot would say such things
Amphead
(Usually) a younger individual that will down excessive amounts of energy drinks while working. The unrealistic speed resulting from such an action is disruptive, skews time allotted values on a production line and makes hard working and productive people look bad to the boss.
Person 1: Man. that guy looks like he is flying!
Person 2: (annoyed expression) That's our resident Amphead. A gallon of Red Bull will sure give you wings...
Person 2: (annoyed expression) That's our resident Amphead. A gallon of Red Bull will sure give you wings...
storage warred
A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
storage warred by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
GONC
Acronym for Generation Of No Consequences. The Millennial Generation (1980 -2001) has been split into two sections. Those born from 1980 - 1990 are more or less socially adapted and are called Millennial One (M-1). Those born from 1991 on though (M-2) are the culmination of no consequence parenting. Instead of dealing with their anger in a constructive manner, their choice of expression is to wreak havoc on society via mass shootings or the equivalent. There are many who say that punishing a child is wrong but making a child aware that there are consequences for actions serves as a learning tool for their moral compass. M-2 is out of control; will worse be coming?
Person1: He just drove that car on the sidewalk and killed six people and he is laughing!
Person 2: They are probably M-2, the first wave of GONC's
Person 2: They are probably M-2, the first wave of GONC's
security nebbish
The equivalent of a Star Trek Redshirt, these ominous looking people are usually dressed in black tactical gear (but also can be in street clothes.)Their only purpose is to be killed by the protagonist (if they are protecting the bad guys) or killed by the antagonist or his minions (if they are protecting the Good Guys). It is pointless having them around in either situation because their main use is to plug up gaping plot holes in an idiotic movie.
"Man, look at all of that firepower!"
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."
security nebbish by CryHavoc July 17, 2019
hollywood nine mil
The modern successor to the Hollywood Six Shooter. This pistol can fire an inordinate amount of shots before being reloaded (if that even happens.)
hollywood nine mil by CryHavoc July 17, 2019