builderer

One who "rockclimbs or urbanclimbs" strictly or mainly on buildings.

I'm a climber but never being able to leave the city and not having the climbing gym has turned me into a builderer.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

Ambiwipestrous

Being able to comfortably wipe one's booty with both hands.

After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.

by Crunchyness November 02, 2009

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

crispy criminal

A criminal who is crispy.

someone who farts on the couch too much

When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy criminals

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

boulderer

One who rockclimbs stictly or mainly on boulders.

I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

pubix cube

an rubix cube made from pubes

A friend that is acting like a retard

The cubing of ones pubes.

think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.

Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!

Dude check out my pubix cube!

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

hoepilot

A hoe that directs you or just takes control, and copilots you to skeet.
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)

Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.

Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!

by Crunchyness January 19, 2008