Crotch pheasant 's definitions

Bag draft

Like a Backdraft however when you blow a fart in your underwear wearing pants the gas blows through your taint space through your balls, lifts them up and separates them violently in the air

I was walking home with babes after a bean dinner, blew a nasty one and had bag draft, split my nuts in 2 and bronzed them brown

by Crotch pheasant February 11, 2015

Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.

Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!

by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014

ghetto palate

When good taste is a waste.

Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?

Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!

by Crotch pheasant November 23, 2017

Cunt Bunt

Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in

My 12 thick cock had to cunt bunt this bitch because her pussy was glued shut

by Crotch pheasant April 24, 2017

TwatsCo

When the number of women out number the number of men at CostCo

This place is a real twatsCo today with all these fat bitches shopping today

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

Kutcha clapping

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Rodeo Browns

A woman or man have saucer like nipples bigger than the clock face of Big Ben.

The color is of course…brown

Look at Todd and Shaniqua going topless at Walmart!!!! I could see those rodeo Browns from a mile away

by Crotch Pheasant August 18, 2023