Definitions by Crotch Pheasant

Rodeo Browns 

A woman or man have saucer like nipples bigger than the clock face of Big Ben.

The color is of course…brown

Look at Todd and Shaniqua going topless at Walmart!!!! I could see those rodeo Browns from a mile away

Rodeo Browns by Crotch Pheasant August 18, 2023

cynderblock 

A bleached blonde troll who lacks intelligence and style looking specifically for baristas to bang.

Look at that blonde bitch! She’s nottin’ but a Cynderblock banging every barista from NYC to Austin

cynderblock by Crotch pheasant May 27, 2018

ghetto palate 

When good taste is a waste.

Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?

Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!

ghetto palate by Crotch pheasant November 23, 2017

Cunt Bunt 

Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in

My 12 thick cock had to cunt bunt this bitch because her pussy was glued shut

Cunt Bunt by Crotch pheasant April 24, 2017

Bag draft 

Like a Backdraft however when you blow a fart in your underwear wearing pants the gas blows through your taint space through your balls, lifts them up and separates them violently in the air

I was walking home with babes after a bean dinner, blew a nasty one and had bag draft, split my nuts in 2 and bronzed them brown

Bag draft by Crotch pheasant February 11, 2015

Kutcha clapping 

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

Kutcha clapping by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

dick ring cheese 

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample

This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock

dick ring cheese by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014