Crotch Pheasant 's definitions

Bag draft

Like a Backdraft however when you blow a fart in your underwear wearing pants the gas blows through your taint space through your balls, lifts them up and separates them violently in the air

I was walking home with babes after a bean dinner, blew a nasty one and had bag draft, split my nuts in 2 and bronzed them brown

by Crotch pheasant February 11, 2015

Tip dripping

Stunt

When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and

Tip dripping

The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl

Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out

Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her

Sam brought the best tip dripping for Helen's holiday bash

Then bashed Helen across the fuckin head

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014

Kutcha clapping

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Cunt Bunt

Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in

My 12 thick cock had to cunt bunt this bitch because her pussy was glued shut

by Crotch pheasant April 24, 2017

TwatsCo

When the number of women out number the number of men at CostCo

This place is a real twatsCo today with all these fat bitches shopping today

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.

Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!

by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014