by Crotch pheasant April 16, 2018
Play dough fudge factory made it's debut in New York. It is when 2 people put their bare assholes against each other, tightly sealing their anus together.
One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl
One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl
I love to do a Play Dough Fudge Factory on my girl. She usually holds it in for a week then "re gifts " it to friends
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
When good taste is a waste.
Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?
Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?
Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!
by Crotch pheasant November 24, 2017
Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.
by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014
When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
by Crotch Pheasant August 23, 2014
When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 23, 2014