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A rush of fecal matter to the heart.
When I saw the flashing lights in my rearview mirror, I felt an instant klong.
by Cris Alexander February 14, 2004

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(v) to apply an unpleasant substance; to burden
"I can't go with you. I'm really smormed at work."
by Cris Alexander March 01, 2004

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(n) 1. an unsavory individual, one prone to hainting others 2. a person with an unjustifiably high opinion of himself
"That bald-headed muddeh buh think he the law!"
by Cris Alexander March 01, 2004

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(n) - a gooey, sticky substance
"Dorb some of that gaum on here, would you?"
by Cris Alexander March 01, 2004

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(n) an unpleasant substance
"Get me a clean plate. This one has some kind of smorm on it."
by Cris Alexander March 01, 2004

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(v) To apply by daubing. To cover or smear with stick, soft matter.
"Dorb some of them taters on my plate, would you?"
by Cris Alexander March 01, 2004

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(v) Slang word used to convey displeasure or to haint another.
Bick you!
by Cris Alexander January 11, 2004

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