Definitions by Cris Alexander

smorm 

(n) an unpleasant substance

"Get me a clean plate. This one has some kind of smorm on it."

smorm by Cris Alexander March 1, 2004

smorm 

(v) to apply an unpleasant substance; to burden

"I can't go with you. I'm really smormed at work."

smorm by Cris Alexander March 1, 2004

gaum 

(n) - a gooey, sticky substance

"Dorb some of that gaum on here, would you?"

gaum by Cris Alexander March 1, 2004

Dorb 

(v) To apply by daubing. To cover or smear with stick, soft matter.

"Dorb some of them taters on my plate, would you?"

Dorb by Cris Alexander March 1, 2004

muddeh buh 

(n) 1. an unsavory individual, one prone to hainting others 2. a person with an unjustifiably high opinion of himself

"That bald-headed muddeh buh think he the law!"

muddeh buh by Cris Alexander March 1, 2004

klong 

A rush of fecal matter to the heart.

When I saw the flashing lights in my rearview mirror, I felt an instant klong.

klong by Cris Alexander February 14, 2004

Bick 

(v) Slang word used to convey displeasure or to haint another.

Bick you!

Bick by Cris Alexander January 11, 2004