Creedmoor's definitions

Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Muddy Love

Getting a little shit on your dick; hot, sloppy anal sex.

"Muddy Love? Wasn't that Jerry Lewis' alter ego in 'The Nutty Professor?' Bend over."

by creedmoor October 15, 2004

Corn Doody

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Brights

The high-beams of you car's headlights.

"Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five miles!"

by creedmoor August 14, 2006

Oscar Bait

A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.

"'Good Will Hunting' and 'I am Sam' are sickening examples of Oscar bait."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Diarrhea of Anne Frank

And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"

Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

by creedmoor August 15, 2006