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Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.
"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
mugGet the Jizz Sheetmug.

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.
"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."
by creedmoor June 11, 2006
mugGet the Cuntfacemug.

Rack Focus

When a cinematographer turns the focal ring on his lens to shift focus from a foreground object to a background object.
A rack focus is really a cheap, metaphorical device for the unimaginative to link two objects/people in a frame.
by creedmoor November 20, 2004
mugGet the Rack Focusmug.

Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom
"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?
by creedmoor May 6, 2006
mugGet the Balls Hit the Watermug.

Bonerfide

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"
by creedmoor December 13, 2005
mugGet the Bonerfidemug.

Muddy Love

Getting a little shit on your dick; hot, sloppy anal sex.
"Muddy Love? Wasn't that Jerry Lewis' alter ego in 'The Nutty Professor?' Bend over."
by creedmoor October 15, 2004
mugGet the Muddy Lovemug.

Tashlinesque

A work of art that has a cartoonish quality to it. Named after animator-turned-live-action director Frank Tashlin. Tashlin helped define the on-screen personas of Porky Pig, Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis and Jayne Mansfield.
"Did you see 'Loone Tunes Back in Action'? It was great and so Tashlinesque.
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
mugGet the Tashlinesquemug.

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