Crazybmws's definitions

rich uncle

noun: The brother of your mother or father that has a lot of money but no kids. Usually a cool bachelor, drives an old muscle car or an expensive new car. May be quirky or strange but always loves to shower his nieces and nephews with gifts.

Last year my rich uncle Tim added a Corvette along side his 1964 Jaguar E-Type coupe in East Hampton. And the best part is he lets me drive the 'vette with the valet key he gave me!

by Crazybmws April 25, 2011

SFG

acronym for 'so far gone'. Can refer to someone literally or figuratively.

-Man, you see that kid? He is wasted.
--Yeah he's SFG.

*You hear what O'Donnell did during the football game? He's SFG.
**Yeah they'll string him by his panties for that one....

by Crazybmws December 16, 2011

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws April 1, 2011

mod

adj: shorthand for modern, specifically describes something that has very horizontal or vertical lines.

That limo is so mod.

by Crazybmws September 30, 2011

whale

noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.

My whale just walked in. He is hosting the Ferrari convention downstairs.

by Crazybmws June 22, 2011

cold stare

A look that is given to someone who does not belong, either in terms of location, attitude, or gender. The look is related to the cold shoulder, however much more offensive and usually done to someone you don't know. Best described as if the person wanted to pounce on your face but was restraining themselves.

I came back to my dorm and there were literally 20 girls standing in the hall talking. And all of them managed to give me a cold stare as I passed. All I could say was "I live here..."

by Crazybmws December 16, 2011

Closet slob

noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.

On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.

by Crazybmws February 19, 2012