Crazy Joe's definitions

Burn It

The act of making your tyres spin whilst moving off in a car. This occurs by raising the clutch too quickly so that it 'slips' and the excessive acceleration causes spinning or 'burning' of the tyres. Miniman likes to do this alot.

Crazy Joe:Oi miniman that coppers after you! Burn it!!!

by Crazy Joe November 15, 2004

sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!

Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?

by crazy joe August 10, 2004

Brap Brap

These words are examples of primitive onomatopoeia used by Chavs or the like, when making noises like guns.
Apparantly "brap brap" sounds like two rounds being fired. However i think not.

Harry the Chink (whilst in Miniman's Corsa SXI: "Brap Brap i drive by dat nigga"
Crazy Joe: "Shut your gob you stinky Chink!

by Crazy Joe December 20, 2004

yerano

"Yeah, I Know"

As said on the amazin comedy Little Britain by Andy and Lou

"but you said that snakes have an aura of evil about them"
"yerano"
"sure you don't want a rabbit?"
"yeh"

by Crazy Joe January 7, 2005

Miniman

Miniman's real name is Luke Taylor. He is 17 and only 3 days younger than Crazy Joe however he looks about 4 years younger!
Most notably, Miniman got pulled by the feds for under-age driving, even though he had passed his test! Then he crashed it the day after. Wot a crazy fucker,

You seen Miniman's Corsa Sxi? Man's got an induction kit, but his cars falling apart! HAHAHA

by Crazy Joe November 22, 2004

Lufthansa

1) German Airline
2) The 5 million dollar robery of the German airline, by a group of NYC Mafioso
3) Something really big, extravagant

1) i'm gonna go on Lufthansa.
2) did you read about Lufthansa?
3) BMW and platinum rims?! That's Lufthansa!!

by Crazy Joe October 5, 2004

Blue Peter

A childrens TV programme made by the BBC ever since the dawn of time (apparantly). Still runs even though the presenting is shit. The famous garden was apparantly trashed by Les Ferdinand, ex-footballer and spurs scum.

Man, you so black i cant see you! Just like no-one could see les ferdinand at night when he trashed the BP garden!

by Crazy Joe July 8, 2004