Crawdad Nelson's definitions

Banana Republican

Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.

Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.

by Crawdad Nelson June 4, 2024

I ain't racist but

I actually am racist and I'm going to tell you something I read online which supports and confirms my opinion.

I ain't racist but I just saw a website that tells the real truth about that rotten commie, Martin Luther King.

by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

Texacution

Arbitrary taking of a life on specious grounds, suspicion of disloyalty, or because of a general meanness of spirit.

The mob grabbed him by the short hairs and administered a painful Texacution with barbed wire and hot tar.

by Crawdad Nelson March 2, 2024

russian hackers

The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.

Those Russian hackers stole the election!

by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016

trumplather

A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.

His underwear was ruined by all the trumplather he brought home from the rally.

by Crawdad Nelson December 1, 2016

truth

Whatever the person speaking thinks, has heard, or has read online.

You'd be shocked if you knew the truth about 911.

by Crawdad Nelson December 13, 2016