Crawdad Nelson's definitions

Triggered

A trivialization of the psychological term for the effect wrought on an individual when items or events remind them of trauma they have suffered; an attempt to smear the holder of an opinion which with one disagrees; a simple-minded reply to any evidence which one has been told is fake news.

A: Climate change , by altering world weather patterns and sea levels, among other effects, threatens to cause traumatic dislocation and famine.
B: Triggered!

by Crawdad Nelson March 18, 2017

trumparoma

The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.

There's been a hell of a trumparoma around here since they drained that swamp and filled it with sewage.

by Crawdad Nelson December 2, 2016

conservative intellectual opinion

A handful of free-range nutjobs like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh

Donald Trump bases his policies on the grand traditions of conservative intellectual opinion.

by Crawdad Nelson December 3, 2016

Texacution

Arbitrary taking of a life on specious grounds, suspicion of disloyalty, or because of a general meanness of spirit.

The mob grabbed him by the short hairs and administered a painful Texacution with barbed wire and hot tar.

by Crawdad Nelson March 2, 2024

palcoholic

Your friend with a drinking problem who "forgets" that you have to get up the next morning when he brings over a case of beer and some JD.

Watch out for Joe--he's a real palcoholic when the Niners lose.

by Crawdad Nelson November 4, 2016

klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.

There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

klandemic

The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.

There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020