Definitions by Crawdad Nelson

Magasplain 

To attempt to explain something you don't understand using language you don't quite grasp to people who aren't listening anyway, because they've already done their own research.

Uncle Dewey had to Magasplain what FOTUS means without using the word felon.

Magasplain by Crawdad Nelson January 31, 2025

Banana Republican 

Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.

Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.

Banana Republican by Crawdad Nelson June 4, 2024

Texacution 

Arbitrary taking of a life on specious grounds, suspicion of disloyalty, or because of a general meanness of spirit.

The mob grabbed him by the short hairs and administered a painful Texacution with barbed wire and hot tar.

Texacution by Crawdad Nelson March 2, 2024

klandemic

The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.

There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.

klandemic by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

C You Next Tuesday 

Female genital organ, esp. in metaphorical sense.

Her: G'night
You: C You Next Tuesday!

C You Next Tuesday by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.

There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns

klandemic by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

process crime 

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

process crime by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019