Your friend with a drinking problem who "forgets" that you have to get up the next morning when he brings over a case of beer and some JD.
by Crawdad Nelson November 04, 2016

There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns
by Crawdad Nelson May 07, 2020

Arbitrary taking of a life on specious grounds, suspicion of disloyalty, or because of a general meanness of spirit.
The mob grabbed him by the short hairs and administered a painful Texacution with barbed wire and hot tar.
by Crawdad Nelson March 02, 2024

An expression used to agree with a negative assessment of something, such as a bad pizza or sour beer; a verbal tic which people say when they want to agree but also to imply that their agreement is in some way mistaken or excessive.
by Crawdad Nelson January 13, 2017

A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.
by Crawdad Nelson December 01, 2016

by Crawdad Nelson December 13, 2016

There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.
by Crawdad Nelson May 07, 2020
