HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg
damn ..dood hes being a hoover
by craig March 08, 2005
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jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.
I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!
by Craig June 15, 2004
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red sex

sex while the woman is on her period
why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds
by craig March 12, 2003
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geej

Variant of gg (good game), usually used by the winner for the purpose of rubbing in the win.
Geej, bitches! You just got pwned!!!!11
by Craig March 09, 2005
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erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet
She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones
by craig March 12, 2003
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chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.
Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.
by Craig October 30, 2002
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do'h

simson waitschullies
simson waitschullies is d'oh!!!
by Craig February 03, 2004
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