Craig's definitions

311

a song about the singer's boyfriend's apartment, performed by the band HIROSHIMA on their 1987 album titled GO

311, I want to be there, forget about my troubles with you...

by Craig December 19, 2003

Auce

Created by craig and jeffrey the most idiotic people ever create by god, it simply means the short version of awesome but uses the "sauce" with out the s therefore making the sauce sound without the S so thus leading to auce the most maddest thing in the world??? or not u stupid idiots why would u look up words anyway this is the stupidest site i have ever seen

"man that car is so auce???"

by craig April 11, 2005

funk that shit

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.

Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.

by Craig January 26, 2004

Spacekitten

Noun
Name for a complete and utter bitch.

She is such a Spacekitten.

by Craig March 7, 2005

Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004

Scrumtralessent

1. Extremely tasty
2. That which is the most desired to be eaten.

Deep in the cold dark heart of space there was only one order of chicken teriaki floating in the abyss. This being the only food for 2,000 light years the crew knew it would be the most scrumtralessent meal they would have for weeks.

by craig February 3, 2005

Paddy

A Paddy is an Irishman. The traditional Irish name Patrick, used to be spelt Padrick in the slightly older days... Thus making the word Paddy.

Englishman: Hey Paddy! Paddy!
Irishman: Im going ta kill ya to be sure!

by Craig June 15, 2004