Craig's definitions

Monkey Cheese

A delicacy of the Ivory Coast, made from the fat of boiled monkeys. Known to the locals of Abidjan as Singe Fromage.

Get those monkeys on the boil, we're running out of monkey cheese.

by Craig October 13, 2004

lamf

Like A Mother Fucker. Used by Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers. LAMF is a gang territory reference, a "keep off out turf" warning.

Like A Mother Fucker

by Craig October 21, 2004

receed

a receeding hairline that affects the persons day to day life including their intelligence and their way of thinking. also it is very ugly and it attracts poonuggs to cling to it

holy crap mickles's receed is sworming with a clan of poonuggs

by craig October 27, 2004

trick-or-treat

American phenomenon that has infiltrated the UK over the last 20 years. When organised by adults the event results in sweet, fancy dressed children being given confectionery by random strangers whose houses the children have knocked on the doors of. However the reality is that groups of antisocial delinquents have an excuse to roam streets, threatening and intimidating anyone stupid enough to open their front doors to them and generally vandalise property and disturb the peace. It is the parents of these reprobates that think the idea is fun as they are completely unaware of the havoc their little darlings are causing. Another great American export. God Bless America, indeed.

Trick or treat? The trick is that I will throw an egg at your house and vandalise your garden. The treat is I'll do exactly the same, even if you give me some sweets.

by Craig November 1, 2004

Bipolar Disorder

A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.

A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual

by Craig November 3, 2004

icing the cake

During oral pleasure, jizzing in her hand, and spreading it on ur mates face area.

After she blew my shlong, i jizzed in my hand, and slapped that dirty slut in the face.

by Craig November 10, 2004

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004