Definitions by Covido

TOP 

Short for “Trump Old Party.” Also known as GOP 2.0. The Republican Party hijacked by the morally corrupt Donald J. Trump, who is being insincerely supported by self-serving political chameleons, who expect him to back them in the next election.

TOP members, who falsely parroted that there was election fraud that prevented their Pinocchio boss from winning a second term in 2020, are like political yo-yos who can’t fight on their own merits but to suck up to a morally bankrupt Insurrectionist-in-Chief for his electoral and financial support.

TOP by Covido January 9, 2022

Poisson Vaccination 

When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.

Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.

Poisson Vaccination by Covido December 28, 2021

COVID-10011 

This is how AI folks prefer to communicate numerically to each other when referring to Covid-19.

Call 1110001111 if you suspect you might be infected with COVID-10011—dial 911 for emergency corona matters.

COVID-10011 by Covido December 12, 2021

Covid-25 

When Covid-19 and its variants from different countries are planning a Xmas gathering at some undisclosed location in China to update each other of their successes and setbacks they have so far experienced in their war against vaccines, WHO-approved or not; and how they could strategize or disguise themselves to prolong their earthly stay as long as possible before the next pandemic visits the planet.

At the Covid-25 meeting, all variants agree that in order to outwit and outlive the vaccines, they would need to continually evolve and mutate in order to creatively fool them, if their plan to have the WHO declare the Omega variant as a variant of concern were to be fulfilled.

Covid-25 by Covido December 5, 2021

Christmask Party 

When those without a face mask are swiftly (and sometimes threateningly) escorted out of an event that celebrates the birthday of Christ to protect the well-being of the vaccinated attendees.

At a Christmask party, organized by a pro-Trump alt-right group, the police arrested a dozen-odd “patriots” for improperly or not wearing a mask, and a few others who were caught with a fake vaccine certificate.

Christmask Party by Covido December 3, 2021

Blah-Blah-Blah Math 

When decision makers from Ministry of Education’s around the world continually fail to walk their talk in raising the quantitative literacy of their citizens—lots of BS promises to make themselves sound keen to improve the numeracy rate of the population without implementing oft-painful or unpopular concrete steps to achieving their goal.

Blah-blah-blah math talks among politicians or publishers are cheap or music to the ears, but hardly ever translate into actions, because keeping their jobs or being profitable prevents them from rocking the mathematical boat.

Blah-Blah-Blah Math by Covido November 21, 2021

Green Billionaire 

A wealthy individual who doesn’t give a heck about owning a private jet, living in a mega-mansion, wearing clothes made from animal skin, or savoring exotic cuisine in far-distant lands.

Wouldn’t the planet have a break if its filthy rich inhabitants made up their minds to become green billionaires?

Green Billionaire by Covido November 18, 2021