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When the population size of the coronaviruses in the solar galaxy or universe is assumed to be equivalent to the size of the infinite set of natural numbers, although some alt-right mathematicians suspect it could be closer to the larger set of real numbers.
While virologists and politicians are preoccupied with the number of corona infections and deaths worldwide, mathematicians and philosophers are engrossed with Covid-♾ rather than Covid-19.
by Covido November 24, 2020
Get the Covid-♾mug. When the Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu offered to help the Palestinian authority contain the coronavirus crisis, not really because he wants to, but because it is impossible to separate Jews and Palestinians there—if one group is affected, both sides will inevitably suffer.
In Israel, PM Netanyahu used Covid-🇮🇱 to avoid being booted out of office and to speed up the annexation of significant parts of the Occupied Territory.
by Covido April 8, 2021
Get the Covid-🇮🇱mug. When the number of new coronavirus infections or deaths on a given day happens to be the same as the date when the figure was announced—for example, Australia had 14 Covid-19 deaths on August 14.
by Covido October 15, 2020
Get the Covidatedmug. When Brazil is ranked the world’s worst country in handling the coronavirus pandemic—whose death toll is second to the US—which is led by a Trump-like or nationalist character, who has made light of the Covid-19 threat, mocked mask-wearing, opposed lockdowns, and contracted the virus himself.
What are the odds that Brazil, which relies on China’s half-baked vaccines, might end up registering more corona infections and deaths than the US in containing Covid-🇧🇷 in coming weeks or months due to its rogue leader’s weak leadership or ineptitude?
by Covido January 28, 2021
Get the Covid-🇧🇷mug. When rare or thought extinct parrots and other birds were spotted during the coronavirus pandemic, when most countries were on lockdown, with air pollution and noise pollution then being at their lowest levels in decades.
If 🐬s were spotted in India’s dirty Ganges River during the lockdown, we’d not be too surprised to witness some Covid-🦜 sightings.
by Covido December 12, 2020
Get the Covid-🦜mug. When Argentina imposed the “millionaires’ tax” on its wealthiest citizens, which numbers around 12,000, to help pay for medical supplies and relief for businesses impacted by Covid-19.
Taxing the rich further, which the Opposition called “confiscatory” seems to be a first step for Argentinians to recover from Covid-🇦🇷, as the money raised from the “one-off” levy would also help the poor and fund scholarships.
by Covido January 29, 2021
Get the Covid-🇦🇷mug. When your impact on the unprepared or reckless or irresponsible is as infectious or deadly as the coronavirus, because you strike your target when they least expect it.
Be it in business, politics, or life in general, being covid-creative would see you through the good and bad times.
by Covido January 28, 2021
Get the Covid-Creativemug.