Definitions by Covido

Covid-🇲🇺 

When the island paradise of Mauritius wished the coronavirus would go the way of the dodo, so that it could welcome back the tourists (and new tax fugitives) to revive its half-dead economy.

How long would the Dodo Island, which hopes that generous China would freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size, have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?

Covid-🇲🇺 by Covido November 25, 2020

Covid-🦤 

When the world hopes that Covid-19 would suffer the same fate as the dodo in 2021, as the coronavirus or its mutated deadlier version loses its fight against any new vaccine.

A global population approaching eight billion can’t wait to witness Covid-🦤, with thousands of them longing to visit the birthplace of the dodo for their holidays, whose flights to Mauritius were aborted due to Covid-19.

Covid-🦤 by Covido November 24, 2020

Covid-♾ 

When the population size of the coronaviruses in the solar galaxy or universe is assumed to be equivalent to the size of the infinite set of natural numbers, although some alt-right mathematicians suspect it could be closer to the larger set of real numbers.

While virologists and politicians are preoccupied with the number of corona infections and deaths worldwide, mathematicians and philosophers are engrossed with Covid-♾ rather than Covid-19.

Covid-♾ by Covido November 24, 2020

Covid-🐼 

When China wants to divert the world attention that it is responsible for the coronavirus pandemic, by extending its panda diplomacy in developed countries to mask or vaccine diplomacy in developing nations—it has donated planefuls of free masks to dictatorial regimes, and promises them first-priority vaccines once they are available.

Thanks to Covid-🐼, China hopes to make up for its lies and cover-ups in not alerting the world of the coronavirus pandemic earlier, which could have prevented millions of infections and saved tens of thousands of lives globally.

Covid-🐼 by Covido November 24, 2020

Covid-🇸🇬 

When the citizens of an island-state are more afraid of being fined, sued, jailed, or caned for airing their politically incorrect views about the authorities and the judiciary than the dangers posed by the coronavirus—in Singapore, the fear factor of libel and imprisonment is greater than the plague parameter of infection and death.

For foreigners in developing countries who admire the clean and green “fine” city, with its low crime and corruption, they can’t quite figure out why citizens and residents perceive Covid-🇸🇬 to be more dangerous than Covid-19.

Covid-🇸🇬 by Covido November 22, 2020

Corrorist 

An identified asymptomatic Covid-19 radical Islamist who is hell-bent to infect as many “infidels” as possible, who refuse to convert to their faith.

In Xinjiang, dozens of corrorists have volunteered to travel all the way to Beijing with the aim of infecting a thousand-odd hardcore Chinese Communists to “teach them a lesson” for cracking down on Islamic extremism.

Corrorist by Covido November 22, 2020

Covid-🇨🇳 

When China’s refusal to acknowledge that Wuhan is ground zero for the coronavirus, and its attempt to conceal the outbreak until whistleblowers leaked out the news to the world, is the root cause for the spread of the virus globally, which has since led to millions of infections and deaths.

Instead of admitting that it failed to warn the world about the coronavirus outbreak, China refuses to bear responsibility for lying and not closing its borders when thousands of its own citizens were already infected and had died from the plague—can the world really blame the West for wanting to label the coronavirus Covid-🇨🇳 instead of Covid-19?

Covid-🇨🇳 by Covido November 22, 2020