Covido's definitions

Psalm 95

When the psalmist reminds us to praise and sing for joy to the Lord with thanksgiving, who holds the mountains and the seas; and not to harden our hearts when we hear His voice—to avoid the mistakes of our ancestors, who tried and tested Him even though they saw how He delivered them from slavery and provided for them in the dessert, whose disobedience prevented them from entering the land of milk and honey.

Psalm 95 shows that praising and worshiping God is as important as praying and prostrating to Him—to rejoice with songs of praise anytime and anywhere for His goodness to us, while we pray to Him to heal and deliver us.

by Covido November 1, 2020

Covid-🇷🇺

When Russia even with its much publicized home-made, half-baked vaccine, Sputnik V, named after the first satellite in space, is registering new heights in corona infections and deaths—both local critics and aliens are 99.99% certain that Putin & Co. are downplaying and falsifying coronavirus figures.

With underfunded hospitals and shortage of medicines, and with a corrupt dictatorship that is notorious for serially lying to its people, is it surprising that Russia is presently experiencing a Covid-🇷🇺 crisis?

by Covido December 21, 2020

Frankenstein Vaccination

When rogue scientists are unethically considering mixing different homegrown vaccines with low rates of protection into a hybrid one, or are planning to inoculate people with two or three doses of different vaccines, to boost efficacy.

China, which had trialed four vaccines whose efficacy rates are as low as 50%, is seriously considering Frankenstein vaccination to optimize its immunization process.

by Covido April 12, 2021

Covid-🇲🇻

When tourists to Muslim-majority Maldives, where the quality of its health infrastructure is questionable, needn’t serve any quarantine on arrival, but have to bear any medical costs should they be infected with the coronavirus—a catch-22 situation where they are most likely to be buried on one of the islands should they fail to recover even with access to a China-made ventilator.

With India donating their homegrown half-baked vaccine to Maldives as part of their vaccine diplomacy to sideline China, and with the local population getting inoculated, the odds of half-hearted budget tourists facing a Covid-🇲🇻 situation are lower.

by Covido January 21, 2021

Covid-🧬👁

When a few countries with the capability of developing a Covid-19 vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on each other’s research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The notorious Covid-🧬👁 perpetrators are Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the dirty spying business.

by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid Pass

A certificate that proves that someone had been corona-vaccinated, which would allow them to travel to many countries without having to quarantine before their departure and after their arrival.

Bob wasn’t allowed to board his flight because he forgot to bring along his Covid pass.

by Covido December 12, 2020

Covid-🚬

When smoking opens up the arteries, which could allegedly help to better fight the viruses in the body, with tobacco companies excited to fund any research that shows that nicotine in controlled amounts is a potential cure to the coronavirus.

Chain smokers are thrilled to hear that Covid-🚬 is their friend rather than their foe in fighting Covid-19.

by Covido December 25, 2020