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Short for “Before Trump” and “After Trump.” The four chaotic or dreadful years (2016–2020) a corrupt and inept fake president spent at the White House, whose actions and inactions made him a laughingstock of the world, not forgetting his mishandling of the coronavirus pandemic, which led to an obscene number of preventable infections and deaths.
A decade or a quarter century from now, Americans would still remember the politically tumultuous 2016–2020 period as the BT & AT years, when the country lost its moral footing on the global stage, thanks to the Pharisee-in-Chief or Pinocchio-in-Chief.
by Covido November 3, 2020
Get the BT & ATmug. What the pain and suffering of the coronavirus pandemic can teach us about life on this side of eternity, especially what truly matters in this transient life.
Thanks to covidosophy, the oft-avoidable high death toll and political ineptitude of right-wing fake leaders can help us come to terms with the ravages of the pandemic crisis.
by Covido May 11, 2021
Get the Covidosophymug. When Madagascar put Africa on the corona map after it claimed to have concocted Covid-Organics, the miracle tonic that can cure the coronavirus, which the WHO refused to recommend unless it has been subject to rigorous testing to prove its effectiveness.
When one of the poorest African countries with a broken health system, which is known for its rich flora and fauna, boldly promoted its Covid-🇲🇬 cure, it’s not surprising that it attracted much laughter and ridicule from the scientific community and the West.
by Covido November 29, 2020
Get the Covid-🇲🇬mug. When the abacus experienced a reawakening among thousands of students worldwide during the lockdown, when they went online to learn how to use this zero-battery primitive calculator, which allows them not only to do the four operations of arithmetic, but also to square and cube root large numbers.
Who would have expected that Covid-19 would be the catalyst to infect students, teachers, and parents in a number of Western countries with Covid-🧮?
by Covido December 13, 2020
Get the Covid-🧮mug. When the spirit of the dragon, a creature worshipped by superstitious mainland Chinese, is demoniacally linked to the coronavirus, which was unprovenly leaked out from a lab in Wuhan, before it spread worldwide—Beijing lied about its initial failure to contain the virus, until whistleblowers informed the world about China’s high number of infections and deaths.
Is there any correlation between Covid-19 and Covid-🐲? How could the dragon, a symbol of power or fertility in Chinese culture, or in Eastern cultures, have anything in common with a symbol of chaos or evil in Western cultures?
by Covido December 13, 2020
Get the Covid-🐲mug. When someone is radically curious about the number π, hoping to experience some aha’s once in a while, when she reveals some juicy little theorems or lemmas about her.
The potential extinction of piriosity among math educators in MAGA states is an emergency, which is compounded by politicians’ own agenda to ban “woke math”
curriculums aimed at pacifying voters who want a watered-down version of Common Core Math or Singapore Math.
curriculums aimed at pacifying voters who want a watered-down version of Common Core Math or Singapore Math.
by Covido November 19, 2022
Get the Piriositymug. A small digital image or icon that depicts someone slap someone else because they have cracked a joke on them or their loved ones—a depiction of the knee-jerk reaction of the uninhibited or emotionally challenged perpetrator towards their target of abuse to get even with them.
At a recent graduation ceremony held on Zoom, Dr. Sanjib, a pro-BJP graduate, shot a virtual slap emoji to Prof. Raj, because the latter had irreligiously poked fun at his holy cow.
by Covido March 29, 2022
Get the Virtual Slapmug.