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war hawk

One who loves and/or prefers war.
War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!
by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019
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Sensitivity Crisis

The growing epidemic among millennials which describes the growing influx of PC babies.
The sensitivity crisis is far worse than the pain killer epidemic afflicting this country.
by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019
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Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.
by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
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Quick Clean

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019
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Atkins breath

A distinct foul smelling type of breath associated with the Atkins diet. The smell is due to the body undergoing ketosis, a metabolic state which produces chemicals that give off an unpleasant fruity smell.
Bill: Yo dude why your breath smell so bad?!
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.
by CouchPotato2019 April 7, 2019
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Gender Reveal

When a very politically correct person figures out if their heterosexual, homosexual or any of the other kinds of sexual.
Bailey had an epiphany and decided it was time for his/her gender reveal.
by CouchPotato2019 July 23, 2019
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PC Baby

A extremely over sensitive politically correct cry baby. There is a strong correlation with PC babies and millenials with millenials being twice as likely of being offended. However, it has been proven anyone of any age could be labeled as PC baby.
*President Trump Delivers Speech*
*PC Baby Outraged*
by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019
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