Definitions by CouchPotato2019

Quick Clean

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.

Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.

Quick Clean by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019

anti member berries

Opposite to 'member berries. Anti 'member berries are concerned with preserving the sanctity of the old from being consumed by the new. Commonly seen in the wild arguing the old is much better than the new without any reasonable logic other than that it isn't original anymore.

member berries: 'Member how awesome the new Star Wars was?
anti member berries: Yeah I 'member it sucking! Star Wars was only good in 1977 and now its ruined!

anti member berries by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

PC Baby 

A extremely over sensitive politically correct cry baby. There is a strong correlation with PC babies and millenials with millenials being twice as likely of being offended. However, it has been proven anyone of any age could be labeled as PC baby.

*President Trump Delivers Speech*
*PC Baby Outraged*

PC Baby by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

Sensitivity Crisis 

The growing epidemic among millennials which describes the growing influx of PC babies.

The sensitivity crisis is far worse than the pain killer epidemic afflicting this country.

Sensitivity Crisis by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

PJ 

Another term for 'Projects'.

BrokeBaby: Bitch I came out the PJ, not the projects!

PJ by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

Bark 

The sound a fire arm makes upon discharge.

Bobby: Broad day light and we gon' let them thangs bark.

Bark by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

Atkins breath 

A distinct foul smelling type of breath associated with the Atkins diet. The smell is due to the body undergoing ketosis, a metabolic state which produces chemicals that give off an unpleasant fruity smell.

Bill: Yo dude why your breath smell so bad?!
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.

Atkins breath by CouchPotato2019 April 7, 2019