CouchPotato2019's definitions

Doge Father

Elon Musk

All hail don Elon Musk, the original doge father.

by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

Bark

The sound a fire arm makes upon discharge.

Bobby: Broad day light and we gon' let them thangs bark.

by CouchPotato2019 April 8, 2019

Quick Clean

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.

Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.

by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019

Atkins breath

A distinct foul smelling type of breath associated with the Atkins diet. The smell is due to the body undergoing ketosis, a metabolic state which produces chemicals that give off an unpleasant fruity smell.

Bill: Yo dude why your breath smell so bad?!
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.

by CouchPotato2019 April 7, 2019

Carnivorism

The practice of indulging in a diet strictly consiting of meat and animal based products. Carnivores typically abstain from eating products derived from the exploitation of fruits and vegatables.

Billy: I recently began practicing carnivorism after viewing a graphic documentary on the exploitation of plants such as fruits and vegetables.

Joe: That's inspiring man, you're a real hero.

by CouchPotato2019 September 2, 2018

Fire and Fury

Can be referred to as what is unleashed upon after eating a large meal from Taco Bell .

Trump: Every bathroom in America should be prepared to be met with Fire and Fury after this week's taco Tuesday.

by CouchPotato2019 August 8, 2017

Motaur

A mythical creature that has the body of a motorcycle and the head of a human.

Old folk lore tells the story of a motaur roaming in the desert. A half man, half machine, and fully awesome entity which few have encountered in person.

by CouchPotato2019 March 6, 2020