A distinct foul smelling type of breath associated with the Atkins diet. The smell is due to the body undergoing ketosis, a metabolic state which produces chemicals that give off an unpleasant fruity smell.
Bill: Yo dude why your breath smell so bad?!
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.
Jim: Sorry I am on the Atkins diet and now my body is shutting down causing me to have severe Atkins breath.
by CouchPotato2019 April 07, 2019

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019

Trump: Every bathroom in America should be prepared to be met with Fire and Fury after this week's taco Tuesday.
by CouchPotato2019 August 08, 2017

When a very politically correct person figures out if their heterosexual, homosexual or any of the other kinds of sexual.
by CouchPotato2019 July 23, 2019

by CouchPotato2019 February 04, 2019
