by CouchPotato2019 November 19, 2019
When a very politically correct person figures out if their heterosexual, homosexual or any of the other kinds of sexual.
by CouchPotato2019 July 23, 2019
Student 1: I'll be in the Juul Room!
Student 2: Number 1, Number 2, or Number dead?
Concerned Mom: It ain't kool to juul in skool! #hashtag
Student 2: Number 1, Number 2, or Number dead?
Concerned Mom: It ain't kool to juul in skool! #hashtag
by CouchPotato2019 November 19, 2019
by CouchPotato2019 April 08, 2019
A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 12, 2019