sex

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.

I pity all you poor souls ;;

by Cortana Dragoon June 18, 2005

gay

1. Happy.
2. Homosexual.
3. A generic insult.

1. You are gay.
2. You are gay.
3. You are gay.

Hee hee hee ^.^

by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005

Weiner

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon June 18, 2005

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005

avatar

1. A cool (or not cool) pic that appears below your name on forum sites.
2. The personification of something infinite, usually a god.

1. He had a Boohbah avatar so I hired a hitman to kill him.
2. My friends say he's the Avatar of Apollo because he's so sexy.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

Force

1. A physical exertion on something.
2. The living field of energy, from Star Wars. Some people are stronger in it than others, mainly Jedi or Sith. The Sith are better. (Don't ask me how midi-chlorians come into this, at all.)
3. What I usually have to do in order to get the shit out of my ass.

1. They had to force the door open when I locked them out.
2. If you're a Sith, you get to shoot freakin' Force lightning out of your hands. COOL!
3. Use the FOOOOOOOOOORCE! *grunts*

by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005

puberty

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.

I will die of puberty...

by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005