Cortana Dragoon's definitions

Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

The basic necessities of life

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

wasaaaaaaap

Another form of what's up.

-What's up
-Wassup
-Wuzup
-Wasaaaaaaap

Sarah: WASAAAAAAAP!!
Me: You because you are friggin' high.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

fear

What usually keeps us from doing really, really stupid things (like jumping into a pool of pirahnas for example).

Some people think fear is a bad thing.

Some fears are stupid.

The only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to suffering.
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My brother fears moths.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

General Grievous

The most badass villain ever.

If you hated him in Ep III, watch the Clone Wars cartoons or read Star Wars: Visionaries.

He is just... the greatest.

Grievous is the man now dog!

by Cortana Dragoon July 28, 2005