Definitions by Cortana Dragoon

Force 

1. A physical exertion on something.
2. The living field of energy, from Star Wars. Some people are stronger in it than others, mainly Jedi or Sith. The Sith are better. (Don't ask me how midi-chlorians come into this, at all.)
3. What I usually have to do in order to get the shit out of my ass.

1. They had to force the door open when I locked them out.
2. If you're a Sith, you get to shoot freakin' Force lightning out of your hands. COOL!
3. Use the FOOOOOOOOOORCE! *grunts*

Force by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Half-Life 

A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.

We must save them before it is too late.

Half-Life by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

money 

Put simply: life as we know it.

Without money we would all live in the Stone Age.

money by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

insanity 

What happens to you when you play Zelda games too much.

My brother is going insane, get him to a mental house or something.

insanity by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

puberty 

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.

I will die of puberty...

puberty by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Prophet 

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

Prophet by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

The basic necessities of life 

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

The basic necessities of life by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005