Cornholio's definitions

Asshole

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole

Fall River is the asshole of the world

by cornholio October 4, 2003

vigorish

Interest paid to a loan shark

There was so much vigorish on that loan that I knew my thumbs were headed for a breakup.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

parlor pink

A not-quite-Bolshevik that acts like she doesn't really mean it. Cookie-pusher.

Arianna -- from right-winger to parlor pink in fifteen minutes.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Tutt

ugly kid

luke

by cornholio October 24, 2003

Goyim

Non-Jews, in Hebrew and Yiddish. Literally, the "peoples." Sometimes pejorative. See shiksa and shaygetz

They'd rather watch football than study for finals. Well, whaddya expect? They're goyim.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

oddforcez

Orginated from Dinos mother and father, it was later carried on by the in-breeding of dino and his mother which created an in-bred child, vasilli, this then spread to the love child of rattler and vasilli, being vordak.

Perhaps a new section should be created to encompass the severity of the in-breeding that resulted in the oddforcez "group". Their unbalanced mental state, the largest understatement of all time, being the most exciting realm of their "retardedness" to explore. Most of the world's science community is currently undertaking this endeavour in one way or another.

As such, the only word to describe the oddforcez group would be "smacktard(s)", as they are the one and only true pure source of this vile mental condition caused deliberately by reckless in-breeding. (for an example of non-reckless in-breeding see "bogans")

As such, funds and donations are now being collected in order that this misformed and truelly hideous group of individuals.. or rather "smacktards" may be studied so that no other human being may have to suffer the insult of being called a member of "oddforcez"

P.S: Hugs n kisses from merlin :)

Ra!, Rattler, Vordak, SgtVereker, Dinosaw, Vasilli, BruceCampbell, SgtBarney, ColKlacker, Jabba Mates
SgtSexington, Sergmister, Cain, @nglo,
bChopperPilot, StripDeck, Baz, Dr Harry, Dutch, Thudd, Bleeding.

by CORNHOLIO August 31, 2004