Definitions by Cornholio

African-American 

Latest politically correct term for a black, Negro, colored American with even a minuscule proportion of African descent

Jesse Jackson is losing his position as chief African-American spokesman to the flamboyant Al Sharpton

African-American by cornholio October 4, 2003

The Promise 

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

The Promise by cornholio October 4, 2003

capeesh? 

Do you understand? From the Italian

I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?

capeesh? by cornholio October 4, 2003

made guy 

Official member of the American Mafia, which of course does not exist except in movies

It ain't wise to insult him; he's a "made guy."

made guy by cornholio October 4, 2003

shlemiel 

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

shlemiel by cornholio October 4, 2003

spinmeister 

A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function

The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings

spinmeister by cornholio October 4, 2003

dinge 

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

dinge by Cornholio September 29, 2003