Dex: Have you noticed how terrible our PE teacher Ms Linderhoffer smells?
Tres: Yesssir
Dex: If I had to guess, I would say that she is more than likely sporting a funky mudgully
Tres: Word!
Tres: Yesssir
Dex: If I had to guess, I would say that she is more than likely sporting a funky mudgully
Tres: Word!
by cornfritter October 25, 2010
Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound
Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?
Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem
Lil T: Sharesees?
Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem
Lil T: Sharesees?
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
Noun. Swollen, arthritic knuckle(s) that make the hand of the sufferer appear like an enflamed skin sack full of marbles.
Hey D'Quandray! Tell yo triflin ass granny to stop yankin my peter with her old gangly badunkaknuckle man hands, or I will bus'a cap in her social security collectin ass!
by cornfritter October 19, 2010
Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage
by cornfritter January 03, 2011
Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound
by cornfritter October 19, 2010
noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.
Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
by cornfritter October 20, 2010