Definitions by Cooter polluter

pee v 

The v shaped pee stain in your seat left from peeing in a bottle while you drive.

Emily was in a hurry to get to rob, she didn't stop for a bathroom break and left a pee v in her driver seat.

pee v by Cooter polluter September 5, 2020

Thanos 

Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.

wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.

Thanos by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020

jamaican bobsled track 

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

jamaican bobsled track by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

pencil topping 

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

pencil topping by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

duce knot 

When you gotta crap so bad it hurts and wont move

She went to the crapper all bent over, like an hour ago, I bet she has a duce knot keeping her in there.

duce knot by Cooter polluter October 15, 2017

log doggin 

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole

Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.

log doggin by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

meat to seat by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017