Definitions by Coop Dupe

black suspicion report 

when the police arrests more blacks proportionally than other races even though blacks are a minority.

The black suspicion report put more blacks in jail than any other race.

black suspicion report by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

zany good news 

when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.

The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.

zany good news by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. 

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. played quarterback at UVA.

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

g-spot pat 

when you tap on the grafenberg spot with your finger.

The g-spot pat gave the stay-at-home wife an orgasm.

g-spot pat by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

blameless blacks

when black people don’t harm legislators and don’t cause civil unrest according to stats.

The blameless blacks supported all lives matters.

blameless blacks by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

cussing scripture

when people falsely doubt what is objectively true.

The people were cussing scripture to scandalize the historical black’s accomplishments.

cussing scripture by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

float copping by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018