Cool Guy 's definitions

cool

The best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "cool" is very relaxed, never goes out of style, and people will never laugh at you for using it, very conveniant for people like me who don't care about what's "in."

Homestar is cool.
The Red Sox are cool.
Twinkies are cool.

by Cool guy May 7, 2003

nardofied

getting so hammered that ull try to pick up local librareans at the bar. it is the first stage in the three levels off drunkness, folowed by zimmerfied and tuckermax drunk

holy shit, look at the girl i slept with, i mustve been nardofied last night

by cool guy October 8, 2004

Yugo

A Serbian car which is a beauty because they changed the model of it. The front looks like a jaguar now. The first and only car imported from Yugoslavia. It used to be a hatchback but now it is an amazing car.

Fuck yourself you dumbass croatian. Hey eddie is there any cars imported from croatia? what's that you say no IT'S TRUE THEIR ISN'T

by Cool Guy June 21, 2003

balkan

Of or relating to the Balkan Peninsula or the Balkan Mountains.

by Cool Guy June 4, 2003

Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

by Cool Guy November 11, 2018

prostitute

Someone who has sex for money/jewellery, gold etc..

by Cool Guy June 26, 2003

Seinfeldian

You know you are a Seinfeldian if you argue over the top of a muffin, which marsmallow is bigger or something stupid like that.

by Cool Guy July 18, 2003