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German mustache

The 1938 man of the year has a nice German mustache
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022
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Cookieman’s ass cheeks

a gift from the gods
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022
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Cookie’s and cake

When your friend with a thick ass plays uno or any game with the boys.
Cookie’s and cake is made for being named Justin who are cracked at fortnite.
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 21, 2022
mugGet the Cookie’s and cakemug.

Dyslexic jackass

can’t spell for shit and probably will bald at 19
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
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Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
mugGet the Beached polar bearmug.

Sexy forehead

A very sexy forehead that if used correctly can be used to obtain bitches
Dam that guy scott over there got a sexy forehead I bet he got bitches
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
mugGet the Sexy foreheadmug.

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